ED is one potential problem, but I’d be much more concerned about his bullshit condescending way of avoiding discussing whatever the problem is. If that’s how he deals with his partner, on any topic, he’s an asshole and she should probably act accordingly.

There is a second alternative, which is to recognize that if after only 2 years in the relationship he is this much of an asshole, then he isn’t likely going to improve with age and therefore she should kick his surly ass to the curb.

I mean, just the sex problem would be a huge deal, but his refusal to communicate and…

Don’t be a hater just because you don’t like modern dance.

It stated that there was sufficient evidence to “support a finding that unwanted sexual conduct occurred” with other members of the team but not enough evidence to show that Myers’ conduct “created a hostile environment for you.”

Ah, the No True Yankee fallacy.

People are always in favor of fines or consequences for people who do stupid things, right up until someone suggests that they get fined for some stupid thing that they always do.

Magary’s Mom: “Which appliance should I use to make floaters”?
DM: “Use the SMEG Ma”.

Jesus, in my workplace we have take training that suggests we be careful about commenting on anyone’s clothes or personal life. They never bothered to tell us not to grab anyone’s privates or ask about their orgasms because, I dunno, we aren’t fucking idiots.

Seriously, in 2017 who doesn’t automatically have to take…

I’d love to try it, but my three times repaired but once again missing ACL whispers to me that a sport that involves knee bars is a bad idea.

A couple of dabs of super glue also works to hold them in place.

One thing people often underestimate is how freaking heavy those machines are. It’s all fun and games until a snowmobile lands on your chest.

On the plus side, they won’t be getting a five finger discount on any designer products.

At least they’ll be honing their talents against the best opposition pennies can buy.

Now if only the NFL would pick up the phone when I call about the egregious officiating errors I witness every weekend.

Why is everybody prejudiced against undeserving kids?

Yeah, that whole not-going-to-work hungover must be a real burden for the hard done by actors among us. Glad the rest of us never have to work that hard.

I don’t follow college football much or Army/Navy at all, but THREE passes? What is up with that?

Man, I’ve slept with so many smoking hot chicks. They’re from Canada though, you would know them.

Part of the problem is the insane amount of personal attachment people have to sports in general. Add in their kids, and they become batshit crazy assholes.

I was once at a Thanksgiving party in Texas where a half dozen otherwise sane individuals spent the afternoon screaming at the TV while some college kids played…

He’s downright bad, but I’m not sure what he was supposed to do with that snap 10 feet over his head in the end zone that you led with.