I’d love to try it, but my three times repaired but once again missing ACL whispers to me that a sport that involves knee bars is a bad idea.

A couple of dabs of super glue also works to hold them in place.

One thing people often underestimate is how freaking heavy those machines are. It’s all fun and games until a snowmobile lands on your chest.

On the plus side, they won’t be getting a five finger discount on any designer products.

At least they’ll be honing their talents against the best opposition pennies can buy.

Now if only the NFL would pick up the phone when I call about the egregious officiating errors I witness every weekend.

Why is everybody prejudiced against undeserving kids?

Yeah, that whole not-going-to-work hungover must be a real burden for the hard done by actors among us. Glad the rest of us never have to work that hard.

I don’t follow college football much or Army/Navy at all, but THREE passes? What is up with that?

Man, I’ve slept with so many smoking hot chicks. They’re from Canada though, you would know them.

Part of the problem is the insane amount of personal attachment people have to sports in general. Add in their kids, and they become batshit crazy assholes.

I was once at a Thanksgiving party in Texas where a half dozen otherwise sane individuals spent the afternoon screaming at the TV while some college kids played…

He’s downright bad, but I’m not sure what he was supposed to do with that snap 10 feet over his head in the end zone that you led with.

Cue someone stopping in to let us know that he isn’t very good, and that’s why he isn’t playing in place of some of stiffs who will start this week...

I love endearing tales of people bonding over their mass murder simulator of choice. ;)

It doesn’t surprise me that you can get paid for cosplaying. It surprises me that you can get paid enough for cosplaying to pay 10 people to work on your costumes for a month.

I dunno, if I’m Eli, I’m telling them to shove that starting job up Mara’s ass.

The Cowboys hire a lot of guys who hit debutantes.

Got video of Nathan Peterman throwing them all into the other guy’s bin?

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