Steer? Nah.
Brake? Nah.
Fumble for the door handle after the crash? Sure, why not.

“We teach these young men the importance of commitment. Specifically, how much it sucks when your coach bails on his commitment.”

What kind of monster says “Have a catch”?

Are were sure Ben’s Cat is dead? Has Schrodinger looked in the box to be sure?

Lee, a senior from Dothan, Ala. majoring in criminal justice

Until they introduce full looting of player corpses, it’ll be the weak cousin of DikuMUD. ;)

What the hell happened to Overwatch? When it came out, I really enjoyed the non-toxic community but as soon as they introduced competitive, it’s like brain-sucking aliens replaced everyone with assholes.

And yet, people still want flying cars...

“It’s just a big Jetski, right? What could possibly go wrong?”

Ya, because everybody who gives someone a little shove after a play is immediately ejected. Oh wait, no, that literally never happens.

Yes, it is a specific definition, their use of force policy defines necessary as:

Really? You’re not sure why they’re marketing WWII differently in Japan?

That being said, that is a sad ad.

Jesus people.... use of force by cops is actually pretty simple. They’re supposed to use the least amount of force necessary in the current situation.

That’s not the same thing as “she hit me, I can wreck her shit” or “she hit me so I can use the amount of force that is convenient or most personally satisfying”,…

I don’t think the word “necessary” means what you think it does.

So your theory is that society will collapse to the point that the entire banking system ceases to function, but somehow you think you’ll be able to find people willing to trade tangible goods for your magical digital currency...

I’m not saying that sort of collapse couldn’t happen, I’m just amused that you think in…

Because, of course, when all the merchants bank accounts are frozen and you don’t have internet access, an imaginary digital currency that only exists on the internet will be a really handy thing to have...

It’s the WWE though, so it’s not like it’s a real infection.

What is it about fighting games that makes some of the people who play them act like they are actual real life tough guys?

Boeing complaining about government subsidies to the aerospace industry is pretty funny.

If he didn’t want to get hit like that, he shouldn’t have been wearing those tight pants.