Ya, because everybody who gives someone a little shove after a play is immediately ejected. Oh wait, no, that literally never happens.

Yes, it is a specific definition, their use of force policy defines necessary as:

Really? You’re not sure why they’re marketing WWII differently in Japan?

That being said, that is a sad ad.

Jesus people.... use of force by cops is actually pretty simple. They’re supposed to use the least amount of force necessary in the current situation.

That’s not the same thing as “she hit me, I can wreck her shit” or “she hit me so I can use the amount of force that is convenient or most personally satisfying”,…

I don’t think the word “necessary” means what you think it does.

So your theory is that society will collapse to the point that the entire banking system ceases to function, but somehow you think you’ll be able to find people willing to trade tangible goods for your magical digital currency...

I’m not saying that sort of collapse couldn’t happen, I’m just amused that you think in…

Because, of course, when all the merchants bank accounts are frozen and you don’t have internet access, an imaginary digital currency that only exists on the internet will be a really handy thing to have...

It’s the WWE though, so it’s not like it’s a real infection.

What is it about fighting games that makes some of the people who play them act like they are actual real life tough guys?

Boeing complaining about government subsidies to the aerospace industry is pretty funny.

If he didn’t want to get hit like that, he shouldn’t have been wearing those tight pants.

I can’t judge Pitino on his honesty or integrity because I’ve seen no evidence that either actually exist.

Can I wear that dress where no one can agree on the color?

It easy for me to say as my job isn’t on the line, but god damn I hope a bunch of his star players flip him the bird from one knee.

Ya, those fires are so hot that the temperature out in front of them is high enough to cause things to just burst into flames.

Ya, unlike some commie, coercive place like North Korea, we guarantee your freedom, so you’d better do exactly what we say or you’re fired.

She called her a girl because he perceived she was acting immature. Just like a women would call some guy acting immature a boy. Fucking christ.

This still isn’t as bad as the Giants lighting themselves on fire.

This may be an unpopular opinion, but esports ARE NOT SPORTS and should not be covered by Deadspin. Now get off my lawn!!

Hey, c’mon, who among us would not have acted to prevent this out of control coach from damaging our child’s potentially lucrative flag football career?