This is an under appreciated problem. As these become more popular, the asshat who parks his car at the charger for his whole 8 hour day becomes a bigger and bigger problem.

To any assholes contemplating murder/suicide.

“Sure, maybe I threw away my life pursuing a trivial athletic thrill in the aftermath of a major tragedy, but at least I did it to the extreme!!!!”

The NFL signed a contract saying that it would conduct impartial and fair investigations and appeals. If you signed a contract saying you would abide by that, well, then, tough shit.

It’s also worth noting that the Friends with Benefits status is generally hard for two people to maintain over time. Through college and into adulthood I had two very good female friends with whom I had what I thought were two (separate) perfect FWB relationships. A couple of times a month I’d meet one for a show or…

Friendship is not hours of cuddling and flirting.

If she complained that they spend hours playing ultimate, going to concerts, and talking about the latest bestseller before a wild shag on a Saturday night, I’d say she was being reasonable. But she’s spending significant amounts of time doing things that only people…

I’m with the Doc... spending hours talking and cuddling is not casual sex - it’s a full blown relationship that you’re trying to weasel out of being committed to.

Guys just looking to bang aren’t going to invest that kind of time and effort, and guys who are investing that kind of time and effort are naturally going…

I actually don’t understand how this stream sniping thing works. How on earth do you make sure you get placed in the same game as a particular streamer? There are literally hundreds of thousands of people playing the game at any one time, divided into groups of at most 100. It would seem really hard to just…

Can we start the “Everybody hates us cause we’re good” chant now, or does Boston need a couple of days to sober up first?

The thing is, a great many women you know don’t want to date you. Some don’t want to date you because they like taller/shorter guys, others because they only date left-handed basketball players. And ya, some because they are gay.

That’s just how life works, and the decent thing to do is politely respect their…

If Jesus wanted us to understand the mysteries of how hurricanes form, I’m sure he’d have written that in the Gospels or something. ;)

Also, in PUBG, hiding and not attacking anyone for almost the entire game is actually a perfectly reasonable strategy, so you can’t very well kick people for that.

Ya, how dare those guys use the rights and freedoms that people... er... fought to... um... secure for... um.... everybody.

Right, the problem is they give you too much food, not that you continue to stuff it into your face. Got it.

Call me when it can display my Twitter feed in real time, or a tasteful playlist of pornhub content.

I must have missed the explanation of why society has to choose between changing a racist logo and addressing social concerns on reserves. I am glad to hear though that at least one person y0u know is dumb enough to thing that choice exists.

You’re worried about being emote bitten? Motherfucker, last time I parachuted onto an island, 99 other assholes tried to kill me!

Pretty sure they’re tired of so much winning.

If you have a definition of “competitive” that includes a performance by someone who clearly had no chance of winning throughout the fight, I’d be happy to hear it.

I mean, I actually thought it would go a non-competitive 12 just because McGregor is a tough guy and Mayweather isn’t exactly a knockout artist, but I didn’t think McGregor had a chance in hell of actually winning.