Friendship is not hours of cuddling and flirting.

If she complained that they spend hours playing ultimate, going to concerts, and talking about the latest bestseller before a wild shag on a Saturday night, I’d say she was being reasonable. But she’s spending significant amounts of time doing things that only people…

I’m with the Doc... spending hours talking and cuddling is not casual sex - it’s a full blown relationship that you’re trying to weasel out of being committed to.

Guys just looking to bang aren’t going to invest that kind of time and effort, and guys who are investing that kind of time and effort are naturally going…

I actually don’t understand how this stream sniping thing works. How on earth do you make sure you get placed in the same game as a particular streamer? There are literally hundreds of thousands of people playing the game at any one time, divided into groups of at most 100. It would seem really hard to just…

Can we start the “Everybody hates us cause we’re good” chant now, or does Boston need a couple of days to sober up first?

The thing is, a great many women you know don’t want to date you. Some don’t want to date you because they like taller/shorter guys, others because they only date left-handed basketball players. And ya, some because they are gay.

That’s just how life works, and the decent thing to do is politely respect their…

If Jesus wanted us to understand the mysteries of how hurricanes form, I’m sure he’d have written that in the Gospels or something. ;)

Also, in PUBG, hiding and not attacking anyone for almost the entire game is actually a perfectly reasonable strategy, so you can’t very well kick people for that.

Ya, how dare those guys use the rights and freedoms that people... er... fought to... um... secure for... um.... everybody.

Right, the problem is they give you too much food, not that you continue to stuff it into your face. Got it.

Call me when it can display my Twitter feed in real time, or a tasteful playlist of pornhub content.

I must have missed the explanation of why society has to choose between changing a racist logo and addressing social concerns on reserves. I am glad to hear though that at least one person y0u know is dumb enough to thing that choice exists.

You’re worried about being emote bitten? Motherfucker, last time I parachuted onto an island, 99 other assholes tried to kill me!

Pretty sure they’re tired of so much winning.

If you have a definition of “competitive” that includes a performance by someone who clearly had no chance of winning throughout the fight, I’d be happy to hear it.

I mean, I actually thought it would go a non-competitive 12 just because McGregor is a tough guy and Mayweather isn’t exactly a knockout artist, but I didn’t think McGregor had a chance in hell of actually winning.

The fight wasn’t remotely competitive. Props to McGregor for sopping up a lot of punishment, but “competitive” means that at some point it looked like he could win, and that never happened. He was clearly overmatched. Having a solid chin isn’t the same thing as being competitive.

Hey Heather, is there a reason that you drag and drop all your loot instead of right clicking on it to loot automatically? Just wondering if I’m missing something there.

Feel free to post links to these supposed predictions of a 1st round knock out. Nobody - literally nobody - credible predicted that.

So, in summary, racist narcissistic drug abuser commits slow suicide while dozens watch?

Great, a game where you have to work for hours to be able to build a crafting table that some random asshole can destroy in an instant. Sounds like fun.