Just do what I do. Turn off voice chat and you can pretty much pretend it’s a single player game. As a bonus, you avoid being constantly reminded that people with an open mic are immature asses.

You gotta know that at least one of the people standing there deliberately inhaling that exhaust refuses to eat gluten because it’s unhealthy.

Now, in fairness, Whitlock is something of an authority on what it means to be stupid.

Gee, I can’t imagine why the wife doesn’t want to work on saving that first relationship. Sounds like the best thing that dude could do for everyone concerned is leave quietly and spend the next few years growing up.

Ya, it’s quite CPU intensive I understand. You GPU should more than handle it.

Years ago I was living outside the city in a fairly rural area on a dead end road at the bottom of a modest hill. One day my neighbor asked me to help him and a lady friend who had gotten her car stuck just out of his driveway.

Turns out, “stuck” meant she couldn’t get up the hill. Who knew that shitty summer tires…

If only cars came with some sort of warning indicator to let you know that you were low on important things like gas and battery levels. Someone should really invent that.

Imagine what the environmental clean up will cost if anyone ever wants to haul them away and do something else with the land.

But at least he’s living at the farm now where he can run and play as much as he wants, right?

I haven’t played the latest Sims, but I had an amusing passionate argument with a good friend years ago who insisted that Sims 3 was hyper realistic and then lost his shit when I suggested he should see a doctor if it really took him 20 minutes to pee like it did in the game. :)

Daaaamn. I can think of a lot of games that would benefit from this.

“I’ll just get it when I need it” is a very common and very stupid approach to health insurance.

Wait, the hassle of returning rental car on time a couple of times a month outweighs the hassle of constantly worrying about where your car is parked and when you have to move it?

I am so done with the Olympics. Spending billions of dollars so that a bunch of defacto professional athletes can get together every 4 years to see who can throw things the farthest or pick up and put down the heaviest thing is insane.
Take all the money that gets spent on the Olympic program and put it into making…

Signs you might be a loser include shooting someone over a “feud”, or indeed, just being involved in a feud in the first place.

Seriously, why would you not have wanted to end up with Fox and Monk, given their history and obvious chemistry?

I wouldn’t put up with that shit from anyone at my day job, so I’m sure as hell not putting up with it from anyone where I’m practically volunteering my time.

I dunno, I’ve been playing it for years. I could buy 10 new classes at that price on top of the original purchase and still never come close to it costing me $0.50/hour for something I really enjoy. Good luck getting that kind of enjoyment/cost ratio out of many other things.

Apparently the conversion to Titan comes with a boob job. ;)

Brett Favre laughs at your “pronounce it like it’s spelled” bullshit. ;)