Oh ya, I want the idiots who can’t even signal their lane changes to have flying cars.

“When you’re Vice President, you can just grab em by their hardware and they can’t do nothing about it” - Leering Mike Pence

“I’ll just get it when I need it” is a very common and very stupid approach to health insurance.

Wait, the hassle of returning rental car on time a couple of times a month outweighs the hassle of constantly worrying about where your car is parked and when you have to move it?

I am so done with the Olympics. Spending billions of dollars so that a bunch of defacto professional athletes can get together every 4 years to see who can throw things the farthest or pick up and put down the heaviest thing is insane.
Take all the money that gets spent on the Olympic program and put it into making…

Signs you might be a loser include shooting someone over a “feud”, or indeed, just being involved in a feud in the first place.

Seriously, why would you not have wanted to end up with Fox and Monk, given their history and obvious chemistry?

I wouldn’t put up with that shit from anyone at my day job, so I’m sure as hell not putting up with it from anyone where I’m practically volunteering my time.

I dunno, I’ve been playing it for years. I could buy 10 new classes at that price on top of the original purchase and still never come close to it costing me $0.50/hour for something I really enjoy. Good luck getting that kind of enjoyment/cost ratio out of many other things.

Apparently the conversion to Titan comes with a boob job. ;)

Brett Favre laughs at your “pronounce it like it’s spelled” bullshit. ;)

The tree of liberty must occasionally be watered with the blood of people crushed by transport trucks driven by sleeping patriots in their 18th straight hour of driving.

Dude, either you knew all about it, in which case you should be fired, or you were oblivious to one of your people running a sex ring for recruits, in which case you’re incompetent, and should be fired.

I am relieved to learn that the modern student athlete has been given a solid grounding in nutrition.

This sucks. One of the great things about Overwatch when it first came out was that it had almost no toxicity. As soon as they introduced competitive mode though, it’s like someone rang the asshole dinner gong.

I can’t afford to keep lining the pockets of oligarchs by playing their free games. The struggle is real.

Except, that’s not how the expansion draft worked. They had a much wider field to choose from than the worst player on each team.

Screw the car, how much for the Starfighter?

Surely they can get someone in the draft who refuses to score cheap points by shooting threes?

They’re making love out of nothing at all.