Nothing saying wild, nonstop FPS fun like slow loading, notoriously inaccurate muskets that are only effective when fired from massed formations while standing still at relatively short range.

The inability of people to not totally lose their shit at the slightest hint of danger always blows my mind. You’d think there was a guy actively shooting at them, the way some of those people are fleeing in blind panic.

Or not actually islamists in this case.

I think the question is, “Why are we still dicking around in caves in Afghanistan”?

If the US is engaged in some sort of legitimate conflict somewhere, then I’m kind of agnostic on how big a bomb you drop. Dropping one gigantic bomb isn’t meaningfully less moral than dropping dozens of smaller ones. The real question…

I have a friend who has been a “writer” since high school. We both are in our 50's. He has never submitted a single thing to any kind of publication, nor published so much as a blog post. Still, he persists in describing himself this way.

Cue Old School guys still living the glory of their 1982 State Football Championship complaining about how these wimpy kids just can’t take real coaching anymore in 3... 2... 1...

Dude was driving without insurance or a license, with bald tires, logs for shocks and an open beer. Do you really think mandated inspections were going to have any impact on his behaviour?

When did they add a Tranformer hero to Diablo 3? Cause that’s what that gif looks like.

Just as well. He probably would have missed the whole announcing season following a devastating injury to every bone in his body.

Well, given how well Uber has handled PR, she should be a shoe-in for a new job, right?

Any tree tough enough to grow in a desert where dudes wear gutras isn’t having any of your weak-ass 6 inch run at it.

If you’re going to rely on people to go into a menu and turn it off, why bother with the GPS stuff at all?

Grandpa Got Runover By A Reindeer

That’s certainly going to be their opening offer, but only an idiot would make that their only offer. Whatever they ended up paying to get enough volunteers would be a bargain compared to what this bad PR is going to cost them.

I dunno, maybe you could continue to increase the amount of compensation offered FOR YOUR FUCK UP until someone else volunteered. Just a thought.

“The intersection was clear”
- everybody who has ever t-boned a car they didn’t see coming

Fuck their intentions, what idiot actually granted them a trademark on a commonly used term like cyberpunk?

This is how Kaiju happen, people.

Jesus, what if he gets hurt and can’t announce for the rest of the season?

How many times does a guy have to lure you into a hotel room and offer to pay you for sex before you stop going into hotels rooms with him? Asking for a friend.