In the still image, the kid looks astonished than an obviously homeless crazy man has gotten past security.

Wait.... so you got a random email about some drug you never heard of and thought, “It’d be fun to try this”?

People insist on running these things on a shoestring. If you can’t afford to pay out the winners, regardless of what kind of dispute you’re having over costs, maybe you shouldn’t be hosting at all.

Never mind, I’m an idiot who can’t read :).

Ya, well, things are way worse in Saudi Arabia!!!!

Oh great, so as long as we’re better than the Saudi’s it’s all good? Awesome.

Something something false flag something something.

“Son, this is gonna hurt you more than it does our overseers.”

Exactly this. Being drunk doesn’t make you and asshole. It makes you stop trying to hide the fact that you’re an asshole.

“We’re losing money on this deal.”

“That sounds like a pretty dumb way to do business, but I appreciate it.”

The part that always blows me away on these stories is not the outrageous hours, it’s the shitty pay. If you’re working 18 hours a day, 6-7 days a week to make mid 5 figures, you might want to re-evaluate some life choices.

I’m going to need that dog to pee in, on, and around this plastic cup.

I read on the internet that a round planet can cause autism.

In fairness, the league doesn’t sanction bloody fistfights with the ref.

“I wasn’t doing nothing” is tied with “I don’t know why I was arrested” for the most common thing I heard every time I had to talk to someone in jail in New Orleans during Mardi Gras.

If you don’t understand the difference between reporting on a public figure’s medical condition and printing a copy of their medical records, I think you’re the one who is nonsensical.

Why is that one guy crapping out a dick and balls?

How exactly is the ownership structured such that the people who own 80% of the team are powerless here?

Of course, the fact that most athletes were privileged white guys for most of US history may also have contributed to their lack of political activism.

Necrobarista - combining the worst traits of necrophiliacs and people who think to themselves, “That hot barista is totally into me. I’d nail her.”

You also can’t tell if someone has a concussion or not by talking to them on the sidelines for one play. That’s kind of the point.