So clearly, unless a painter creates a painting by dabbing individual dots onto the canvas using a toothpick, you think of their work as being crappy because they used a tool.

Brilliant logic there.

Ya, that graphic is years out of date.

Hey now, the proud history of the 10th Division includes parachuting into Arnhem... in 1952.

“The car enthusiast and Jalopnik reader fears that Volkswagen might drag this out, like it has with so many other upset VW owners. “I’ve waited long enough already,” he told me tonight.”

I totally understand wanting to make some sort of statement, but if you decide to do this and publicize it online before your…

“the researchers didn’t do a long term study to see whether the gonorrhea stayed dead.”

Great, now we have to worry about zombie gonorrhea.

This is nonsense. Are you seriously suggesting that schools should treat every incident of misconduct, from rape to flipping the bird, the same?

It’s not a binary equation. It’s not either kick everyone off the team for any infraction or don’t kick anyone off ever. There is plenty of room for common sense in…

If I represented Camshaft Newton, he’d get paid a lot more in those pornos.

Every morning I sit on the can repeating, “Trust the process” until, sure enough, the process runs its course.

Given that they can track how long you leave your car fully charged at a supercharger, I suggest they email you a warning the first two times you are there more than half an hour, and on the third time they suspend your supercharger privileges for a month.

I was saying “Boooourns”.

They said he wasn’t fit to sleep with pigs. He’s arguing that he is.

For the love of god, if you’re making game videos don’t wave your fucking cursor around constantly as though you’re having an epileptic fit.

#notallblack

Especially given the security track record of connected devices. Gives “ransomware” a whole new meaning.

One of the first things I want in a quarterback is a willingness to wear a necktie. Glad the coach is on top of the fundamentals.

Unless you are really big, then I will shoot you.

Not all of them.

I can’t decide if your ignorance about “consumer rights law” is funnier than your apparently truly screwed up understanding of what constitutes “customer service”.

Oh what the hell, they’re both pretty funny.

I think they’re missing an opportunity here. The Vegas Placeholders is an awesome team name.

If I learned anything from gaming, it’s that meaningless “achievements” have great power to make people work longer and harder.