Scoreboard, bitches.

“You should totally show your respect for the flag that protects your freedoms by surrendering those freedoms, cause, uh, SOLDIERS, or something.”

Trump’s lucky that he doesn’t have any kind of history of being a dick towards women. Imagine the uproar if he were a well known, self-confessed misogynist! Then he’d really be in trouble.

Given that two (more now) women have in fact said that, it’s a little hard to see how the NYT’s reporting of this objectively true fact could constitute libel.

I realise that Trump wouldn’t recognize an objectively true fact if his hand was all over its pussy, but you’d think his lawyers would be brighter.

I learned long ago that I am not autistic enough to play Eve.

We have a very nice Bessie, vintage 05:30 this morning.

Maybe they can divert money from their fat cat education and social programs? You know, non-essential stuff that allows poor people to take money from honest taxpayers.

I suppose they might have a case if he had just shanked the kick into the sidelines or something, but it wasn’t like he blew that last play. Or is there an unwritten rule about how close you can be to a game ending screw up that negates your right to tell your counterpart “good game”?

Ya, how can you expect a sport that maintains stats on the number of times the seams on a baseball rotate per pitch, on Tuesdays, in October, after 3PM, to do something as complicated as keep track of their employees hours?

I’m sure that somewhere in the multiverse there is one reality in which this turned out well for them, but probably only one.

This just in.... “dating simulator” makes like look sad and depressing.

Film at 11.

I can’t see any possible problems with depicting a player as a gorilla in a sport with a high percentage of black players.

The article would have benefited from some sort of explanation of why the weapons were viewed as OP and why these guys flying around zapping people with heat weapons was any different than flying around zapping them with lasers or missiles.

Many MUDs generally encouraged players to screw each other, or at least they made it easy to do so.

Old school MUD PVP would send modern MMO players crying home to mommy. Complaining about griefing? How about when you are killed by another player, they can take everything you own, leaving you to start naked and…

I’ve seen this trend in games where the objective is largely to kill as many things as possible, yet be unoffensive while doing so. Who knew that there was a political correctness requirement for mass murder simulators? ;)

That’s mighty Christian of them.

Sir, I would like to order one of your pie holsters.

They keep saying he was “beaten brutally” and “beaten to a pulp”, but honestly, it looks like dude took one or two decent shots in the face. That’s hardly the face of someone who took a sustained beating.

I’m not saying he deserved it (he totally deserved it) but it sounds to me like the “beating” is being exaggerated.

I’m not sure how many strippers or cam girls you have to watch to equal being with another person either. That’s kind of the point.

I like how he keep adjusting his man scarf, because THAT is the problem.