I’m sure that somewhere in the multiverse there is one reality in which this turned out well for them, but probably only one.

This just in.... “dating simulator” makes like look sad and depressing.

Film at 11.

I can’t see any possible problems with depicting a player as a gorilla in a sport with a high percentage of black players.

The article would have benefited from some sort of explanation of why the weapons were viewed as OP and why these guys flying around zapping people with heat weapons was any different than flying around zapping them with lasers or missiles.

Many MUDs generally encouraged players to screw each other, or at least they made it easy to do so.

Old school MUD PVP would send modern MMO players crying home to mommy. Complaining about griefing? How about when you are killed by another player, they can take everything you own, leaving you to start naked and…

I’ve seen this trend in games where the objective is largely to kill as many things as possible, yet be unoffensive while doing so. Who knew that there was a political correctness requirement for mass murder simulators? ;)

That’s mighty Christian of them.

Sir, I would like to order one of your pie holsters.

They keep saying he was “beaten brutally” and “beaten to a pulp”, but honestly, it looks like dude took one or two decent shots in the face. That’s hardly the face of someone who took a sustained beating.

I’m not saying he deserved it (he totally deserved it) but it sounds to me like the “beating” is being exaggerated.

I’m not sure how many strippers or cam girls you have to watch to equal being with another person either. That’s kind of the point.

I like how he keep adjusting his man scarf, because THAT is the problem.

If only there were some sort of global, ubiquitous network of data that included hundreds of thousands of hours of free porn, so poor guys like that wouldn’t have to shell out that kind of cash.

If only.

I, for one, welcome our robotic, ball placement overlords.

Okay, fuck anybody who would argue that moving the team to another city doesn’t constitute “terminating” the PSL agreements for existing holders of those license.

In many parts of the US, saying “I was afraid he was going to attack me” is practically sufficient justification to shoot someone, so punching someone in the head who assaults you with a pie seems perfectly reasonable. Sadly.

If you told the exact same story but replaced Trump with the Clintons and their foundation, Trump supporters would gleefully point to it as evidence that Hillary should be in jail.

Yet somehow, this actual story about Trump does not outrage them...

Notice that he also wasn’t gunned down in the street when the cops caught up with him, unlike, say, a stranded black motorist with his hands up.

Last I checked, Yamamoto hadn’t surrendered.

Killing an enemy general in wartime by shooting down his aircraft is not an “assassination”.

The little guy’s chi was insufficiently focused for his Dim Mak attempt.

This be true. When I was a kid, no kids were playing/training year round for any particular sport. We tended to play a little bit of everything. Nowadays, I know multiple families whose kids are engaged in some sort of hockey-related activity pretty much 12 months of the year.

The (largely misguided) dream of having…