They keep saying he was “beaten brutally” and “beaten to a pulp”, but honestly, it looks like dude took one or two decent shots in the face. That’s hardly the face of someone who took a sustained beating.

I’m not saying he deserved it (he totally deserved it) but it sounds to me like the “beating” is being exaggerated.

I’m not sure how many strippers or cam girls you have to watch to equal being with another person either. That’s kind of the point.

I like how he keep adjusting his man scarf, because THAT is the problem.

If only there were some sort of global, ubiquitous network of data that included hundreds of thousands of hours of free porn, so poor guys like that wouldn’t have to shell out that kind of cash.

If only.

I, for one, welcome our robotic, ball placement overlords.

Okay, fuck anybody who would argue that moving the team to another city doesn’t constitute “terminating” the PSL agreements for existing holders of those license.

In many parts of the US, saying “I was afraid he was going to attack me” is practically sufficient justification to shoot someone, so punching someone in the head who assaults you with a pie seems perfectly reasonable. Sadly.

If you told the exact same story but replaced Trump with the Clintons and their foundation, Trump supporters would gleefully point to it as evidence that Hillary should be in jail.

Yet somehow, this actual story about Trump does not outrage them...

Notice that he also wasn’t gunned down in the street when the cops caught up with him, unlike, say, a stranded black motorist with his hands up.

Last I checked, Yamamoto hadn’t surrendered.

Killing an enemy general in wartime by shooting down his aircraft is not an “assassination”.

The little guy’s chi was insufficiently focused for his Dim Mak attempt.

This be true. When I was a kid, no kids were playing/training year round for any particular sport. We tended to play a little bit of everything. Nowadays, I know multiple families whose kids are engaged in some sort of hockey-related activity pretty much 12 months of the year.

The (largely misguided) dream of having…

So, despite people posting lists of 6-10 decent shows most of which aren’t remotely GTA focused, you’re just going to ignore that and keep regurgitating your unsubstantiated drivel?

Sounds like you haven’t actually listened to much CBC radio lately.

Steam’s purpose is to sell you games, not to provide a universal platform for game reviews.

If they can come up with a verifiable way to include purchasers from other services, I’m cool with that, but if the only purchasers who can be verified are Steam purchasers, I’ll take that over the current system of…

I think he’s suggesting that the nuke that blew up the towers left New York messier than the tidy little place it was before. But I’m just guessing.

“Generally, in the fighting sports, it would seem inadvisable to adopt a moniker that involves slang terms used to describe gentlemen who get raped in prison”. - Marquis de Queensbury

Too bad he wasn’t good enough for Div I, where he would have gotten half a game off to think about the bad thing he did.

It’s EXACTLY like that, except you knew a bunch of your employees were doing it and covered it up, then had people threaten to beat up the customers if they complained, and then you repeatedly lied about it. Exactly like that.

Oh, except for the rape part. That’s not exactly like spitting in food.

Gotta love when people are caught doing something reprehensible in an unguarded moment and then claim “That’s not who I am”.

Um, actually, how you behave when you don’t think anyone is watching is pretty much the definition of exactly who you are.