Preach!

“West Point wasn’t cool with that”

Who cares what some Div III school thinks about it?

Just typing with his ass, same as always.

I captured the first raider, because I noticed she was a doctor and I desperately needed someone with medical skill. The colonists bumbled through treating her multiple gunshot wounds, but because I failed to notice that I had my prisoner settings set to deny medicine to prisoners, she suffered terribly, then got a…

Except, 2 seconds of googling would have told him this is already a thing.

Frankly, with that injury, dude should never fight again.

Don’t worry, you rarely see drone skeletons in trees. It’ll come down when it’s ready.

No, actually, you don’t have a right to ask people sitting in a car on a public road to leave, even if they are parked in front of your house at 1:30AM. It’s a public road man, not your property.

A grown man being kind of excited at catching a foul ball at an MLB game is fine.

However, a grown man acting as though catching thousands of foul balls at baseball games is some sort of meaningful accomplishment is just about the saddest thing ever.

“Primarily eating junk food, such as candy, condiments, or energy food.”

95% of streamers immediately disqualified.

I once saw a quote from Will Smith to the effect that it is hard for Jaden, having the world’s greatest actor for a father.

If that’s true, why isn’t Will Smith out kicking that dude’s ass?

If Jebus intervenes to save some folks from heart attacks if someone prays for them, doesn’t that make him kind of an asshole for letting everyone else die?

I’m a big fan of Soundrown, which has a lot of options from rain to “coffee shop”.

In other news, the Japanese judo team announced that Shinohara would not compete in Rio due to unspecified lower body injuries.

Golly, won’t that have a serious impact on the poor guy’s life? Maybe they should suspend the suspension, so he isn’t inconvenienced.

Interesting that he was “broken” by the verdicts, rather than, say, his violent crime. What an entire family of entitled assholes.

Well, this is the company that lost Steph Curry because they couldn’t be bother to pronounce his name correctly, or update their powerpoint slides.

Enjoy my suddenly weak bladder that requires me to get up and go the washroom a lot. And since your seat is in my face, I can’t help but violently bump your seat several times every time I get up or sit down. Good think I paid for my seat and the use of the washroom so I don’t have to give a shit about your comfort.

As someone who used to wear daily contacts all the time, this is why I don’t anymore. Out of the blue, and for no reason anyone could figure out, one contact caused an ulcer on my eye that in addition to making any kind of light excruciatingly painful, could have cost me my sight.

At that point I decided my desire to…

We applaud this initiative to have the Japanese produce adult VR content. After all, all their other adult content is so wholesome.

—The Association for More Tentacle Sex