I’m a big fan of Soundrown, which has a lot of options from rain to “coffee shop”.

In other news, the Japanese judo team announced that Shinohara would not compete in Rio due to unspecified lower body injuries.

Golly, won’t that have a serious impact on the poor guy’s life? Maybe they should suspend the suspension, so he isn’t inconvenienced.

Interesting that he was “broken” by the verdicts, rather than, say, his violent crime. What an entire family of entitled assholes.

Well, this is the company that lost Steph Curry because they couldn’t be bother to pronounce his name correctly, or update their powerpoint slides.

Enjoy my suddenly weak bladder that requires me to get up and go the washroom a lot. And since your seat is in my face, I can’t help but violently bump your seat several times every time I get up or sit down. Good think I paid for my seat and the use of the washroom so I don’t have to give a shit about your comfort.

As someone who used to wear daily contacts all the time, this is why I don’t anymore. Out of the blue, and for no reason anyone could figure out, one contact caused an ulcer on my eye that in addition to making any kind of light excruciatingly painful, could have cost me my sight.

At that point I decided my desire to…

We applaud this initiative to have the Japanese produce adult VR content. After all, all their other adult content is so wholesome.

—The Association for More Tentacle Sex