Doesn’t matter because Jack’s a time traveler.

I can assure you that it is quite possible to have wild, circus monkey sex in the back seat of a car, especially one the size of the car in Titanic. I can also assure you with 100% certainty that sex can be had in the back of an original VW Bug as well as a Mustang II and that such sex will be satisfying for both…

We don’t know Rose was a virgin, if anything there is context that she wasn’t. Cal seemed disappointed she didn’t come to his room that one time, as if she’d done it before, and during that era you’d have to be a bit more comfortable with your sexuality than most to pose nude.

Oh honey, people been doing that since forever.

He is performing the Oral Sex.

this one is my all time favorite. it’s really satisfying :)

We high five. Tell ourselves we are still young and awesome, and then listen intently to try and figure out if the kids heard us; all while the dog watches with a disgusted look on his face.

I never had a kid, my friends don’t have babies, but I am going out on a limb and say that pushing the baby back in isn’t normal.

Right? Like, if someone’s idiot husband can get through that shit in the car on the side of the freeway, surely this nurse could have, you know, done her job correctly.

26M here. I wasn’t sure if I’ve said it every time, but on the few times I do recall or can imagine saying it, it’s because:

I am surprised an actual nurse did this. I thought this was gonna be about some untrained alternative practioner doing shit.

I’m wondering WTF the reason was for doing that. Was it the nurses wanting to hurt her? Was it the nurses freaking out and wanting to wait for the doctor to arrive? I’m not a nurse, but if a lady suddenly started giving birth I WOULD NOT try to stop it from happening by shoving the baby back up her vag.

Yeah, but why? For god’s sake, total noobs deliver babies at home. They are already at a freaking hospital full of medical professionals. This is mindbogglingly stupid. I can't imagine how much that hurt.

Not just malpractice, BATTERY, as well. WTF? I’m surprised this didn’t rise to a criminal level.

No, it is absolutely not normal, hence the $16 million verdict. That shit is definitely malpractice.

Halp! Why would you push the baby back in like that? Holy hell why? Is that normal? Does it fucking work like that?

I think How You Doin’ is a great post-coital response. Better yet, Just do the entire Enzo Amore wrestler schtick.

Haha me and my hus band do this as well. A god game with a slap on the ass answered by “I’m not on your team” usually with game day commentary, or a pound it and explosion was our thing for a while. Though lately I just start drooling and fall asleep because pregnant.

I personally like to do a “Greatjob, good team effort, we really left everything out on the field. High Fives all around!” I find it keeps the mood light and great laughs to be had.

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.