yes! can we please have a tv show where i (unfit slob) is married to channing tatum, who bends over backwards and put up with my lame woman-child shit, and takes care of all the children that we have made (through lots of boning of course because damn he’s hot), while i go to comicon and get tempted by well, the rock…

The only LOL moment for me happened when Heigl’s character breaks the news to Rogen.

Thing is, I didn’t see Knocked Up the way she described it at all. The women were hard working, making sacrifices, and still managing to want to be moms. The men were man-child pieces of crap who had to change themselves (slash find the best in themselves) to deserve those women.

Wait what BS? She and a guy get super drunk, she gets pregnant, doesn’t believe in abortion. Tries to see if it’ll work with the guy, realizes he’s a bum, kicks him to the curb. Guy does all the good shit that he should have done in the first place, grows up, gives up weed, buys a descent car because he wants to be in…

I’m torn over whether Heigl really is a bitch or whether she just got the “women should shut up and smile” treatment. Probably some of both.

Do you think he would help out with the kids if he wasn’t at home? With the cost of childcare do you think looking into getting a nanny would be a better option? There was one person that mentioned she had 2 kids and two of her friends had 2 kids and they all used a nanny to watch all 4 kids because it cost about the…

Yup, exactly. Just cause you like the characters in some of their other incarnations doesn’t mean that they’re good in this. Otherwise I’d just get 5 community actors together, write a cocktail napkin script and be able to make an interesting film with those characters this weekend.

Wait, I thought we were all starring in an ongoing adaptation of The Handmaid’s Tale?

xoVain is my favourite happy place on the internet. Everyone is so nice to each other and the articles are always useful.

xoJane is like a ring of hell and everyone has a firey hot poker up their ass, it’s wonderful but in a completely different way.