Personally, I'm trying to think of a way to prevent my wife from ever hearing about this, because I know she'll want to go.

But delicious on bagels the next morning.

Yeah, they're not going to piss it all away yet.

If he's going around killing Gary Glitters, that's actually another point in his favor.

Whatever happened to Moby and his inside info? He's supposed to save us.

Just like Betsy DeVos wants!

Crooked Paul is Brian Herbert and/or Kevin J. Anderson?

I'll say this, the Charlie Rose/Gayle/That other lady morning show is the only one I can watch willingly. Get well soon, Charlie!

Justified was ahead of the story on this one. Sam Elliott had the right idea!

See? Another way she'd be better than La Grand Mal Orange

Since Megadeth has a church now, I am going to make a confession. I always liked their cover of "Anarchy in the UK" more than the Sex Pistols version.

And Nathan Fillion

Those harassment suits were mistakenly delivered to him and were meant for, ironically, Warren Beatty.

That scolding Jon Stewart gave them on Monday really took hold.

I realize that the actual policies would not change, but our misery would at least be quieter.

A crown!

Starring John Travolta as Jimmy Kimmel.

I've had close encounters with them, it's not worth it.

But Denzel still married them using his previously unknown "Best Man Powers", right?

How about any Hugh Jackman recognition?