Breast are in for fall? I'm so glad I didn't throw mine out in 2005 with my UGGs.

When I was little I wanted to grow up to be Judy Blume.

If you have to concentrate...the heels are too high. My one and only rule.

@hortense: Dude, they're always on sale for 3 for a dollar at Sam's Club...You can get over 300 and still have money left over for tax and a diet coke to wash them down with.

@hortense: Dogs open your heart. Because after all that your little one has been through it still has some left over to make you happy. My dog makes me a better person...

Maybe she's PMSing and swollen and now it doesn't fit on her right hand anymore so she's gotta switch. Or maybe she doesn't give a fuck and is actually normal and throws on jewelry without thinking about the public's reaction to said jewelry. Dunno. Could be anything.

@BabyJane: So that's why bull shit floats...

@ilikenoise: I have a stock rant for all Catholic related nonsense that I pull out. It also works with Micheal Jackson. No need to explain why.

How can they stay afloat with such huge egos?

Nah, I think it's one of those government sponsored 'Pasties for Peas' programs and she's cashin' in.

@Workinggal: good to know what I would have been like had I also been thin...

Awww, the dorkus malorkus reminds me of my own dorkus malorkusness.

Tyra is moose-shit crazy and I love it!

I'm going to need an explanation for the hair.

@djkristinab: Very good points!

@ilikenoise: Rant noted. Brilliance acknowledged.

How can anyone in their right mind- during war time- say that abortion is what contributes to a culture of death? Really?

Tara is the best hot tranny mess of our generation.

@SarahMC: And further more, it wasn't that we needed them then and don't now...it was that they controlled all the power in the world and at home. I can't imagine it was very rewarding to have someone that was forced to be a Dependant.

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