@Macloserboy: Ne'er have spoken truer words...

That is one sexy swimming costume they've got on. More like synchronized sexy! Zing, Up top!

@braak: Oh dear lord...coffee up nose, COFFEE UP NOSE!

Crappy Hour has become a stable of my Jezebel diet lately. I think it's Megan. It's def not an increased interest in politics.

@Penny_Esq: @e.b.: I don't know if it was in Job, but lizards got the Old Testament shout out.

@Meg: No, Unicorns are totally real. They're even in Harry Potter.

@not.a.clever.name: That's what someone told me AND showed me the verse and sure enough it said something about large lizards or something. My retort was if it were dinosaurs they were referring to it wouldn't be just a casual mention. It would be more like: 'dear god help us we are being chased by monsters, why god…

@Penny_Esq: My friend was taught that dinosaurs and humans lived side by side until the flood when Noah didn't have room for them. That's how they became extinct. Of course that theory is more awesome and fun sounding, but unfortunately not true. Like heaven. (kidding)

@roodles: I used to go to church with a friend of mine and I remember when I first realized that these people don't believe the things I learned in school were true. I was in 9th grade and instead of my friend pumping me for cheesy sex details I would fill her mind with ideas and secrets on how rocks really erode…

What's the opposite of a Napoleon Complex? That's Russia.

@R-Star: If you read the story the mayor backs the cops saying, to rephrase, 'today it's a melon or a zucchini, but what's next? Eggs, then entire chickens?'

I didn't realize her image was that of a man manipulating bridezilla wannabe. I thought she was totally adored by men. I love her. I've said it before and I'll say it again: What About Polly is the best Romantic Comedy in years.

@LBB: I'm still waiting for my decade...

@That_little_attention_whore: Most of the women I know in a pinch will browse Good Will for a nice button down shirt for work before getting a piece of crap from the cheap manufacturers. A gently used nice shirt will last longer than a Forever 21 shirt. I think a lot of the fast fashion consumers aren't buying their…

@wolf biter: I spent $800 on a pair of prada boots that I still wear 8 years later and get compliments on. And I'll keep wearing them. Why have 10 pairs of crap shoes that last only one season? My handbags are on a rotation schedule to keep them all nice and shiny. Some of them I've had for 10 years and still…

The fashion industry is prone to snobbery, sure, but it still is a business...am I naive in believing there is a financial reason for the sizing?

A book for teenage girls about entering a business setting and not about embarrassing period stories and crushes? From a girl mag? That's more awesome than you give it credit for...

Holy Cow. We are adorable.

@Archetype: I was gonna make a joke about cat nip here, but then cat nip reminded me of pot and, well, gotta go...

@formerlyzivah: I call my coworker gay and he calls me a bitch.