I don't understand the Rumur Willis thing. Compared to Jay Leno? I hate it when you know something is hurtful and offensive and you don't know why. All it does is make you think of the negatives about someone to solve the mystery. But I still can't figure that one out.

@jejune: I don't know who she is either. I think she's a New York thing.

@Cry4Hemp: with = without

@Tangy.Nihilist: Exactly. He can't sell his shares with losing control of the company. It's not apples to apples.

Just because it's vested doesn't mean you can sell 'em. That bitch got CASH. Ellison can suck it.

@More than a Reference: lemonaid by benefit. If by bags you mean dark circles. Puffy eyes I can't help you with. You'd have to give up coffee, cigs, drinking, ect to get rid of those.

Nicky is looking scary skinny. Not healthy!

@: It's ALL about her, but so many people relate to it, so it's really about US. It's as valid as any other internet narrative out there.

@fulanita: It's not about understanding it's about relating. And it's not the people that watch it happily that bother me. It's the 'oh, she couldn't hold on to that landing?!?' ones that kill.

I was an elite athlete and I understand where she is coming from to an extent. You're watching and enjoying, we're reliving a childhood dream that shaped who we are today. I made it to the trials but never the team.

Jennifer is a hot ticket, you got to nail that shit down.

@vivresavie17: And it's cute, waddayagonnado?

@Cry4Hemp: (but, you know, still...go usa)

And that's how 'Bish Plz' is done 'round here.

It's hypocritical, but it'll work. Because every woman is the woman in your headline: Don't talk about me, unless it's a compliment.

@Merkin: But why did he leave her in the front yard? Was she dog napped because of the recession?

@I_can_still_pitch: It's the truth. If I'm not blowing you, it's because I'm not that interested. For someone who is against all types of welfare, Rush sure does feel entitled when it comes to blow jobs.

@theartdodger: No, she's not the one looking for absolution in a national mag.

@tiny_danza: Women are objects to be possessed...or in his case, just used. There's a word for that: Narcissist.

Loved this post.