Honestly you’re a fucking terrible writer and Barca hack. You’re worse than fucking Marca for Real. Go fuck yourself

Shut up and deal with it quietly like the rest of us. No one gives a fuck that youre a fat lazy piece of shit who doesnt want to move his car. Most of us have been putting up with this our entire lives. Stop whining like a baby

So what you’re saying is you’re fat and can’t be happy for other people

Do you guys ever get tired of being two or three days behind the rest of the internet?

Just another example of the downfall of deadspin.

This makes me like him more.

Stop being such a fucking PUSSY. Grow a goddamn pair of balls. Who gives a fucking shit about your story

That’s what you get for being such a fucking NERD.

Your link to the original story doesn’t work. You’re a piece of fucking shit scumbag. stop making shit up.