My parents had one of these. It taught me how to drive a stick. It burned to a heap in the middle of Arizona 30 years ago.

Heh, Boobs...

Alright that’s it, shut the doors and lock this shit up because Special Editions are over. As evidence I submit the Toyota Corolla Altis ESport Nurburgring Edition; a red-seat-piping package commemorating a 7th place finish in at a Nurburgring race, apparently.

Ugh, grow a pair Aston.

Get off before he throws you off!

As in Aunt Jemima? Because it looks like he's been slathering everything with maple syrup.

Weed is for kids, cigars are for men.

so... Much... Wheat...

So it should be "it?"

Forget Netflix... this is all we would need.

M'lady

who wants a small cheap mini? That's completely antithetical to the brand.

If his tire pressure was correct, that would be possible, but with off like that, there's no chance of saving it

No, in this photo he is Dwayne Johnson.

The fine folks at Enterprise once handed me the keys to a Jetta as my rental. I would greatly prefer a fresh Reuben to driving one of those ever again.

I'd trade pretty much any VW product for a sandwich.

To clarify, Kat is based in Japan and didn't know she was working today and has thus been up far too long and published this instead of saving it as a draft to be edited. It was fairly close to the sloppiest copy we've ever soberly published on Jalopnik but has been corrected.

Fuckin', Doug.

The biggest reason I might chose the F150 over something from GM, Dodge, Toyota or Nissan, is that it's the only one that offers a true extended cab with the backwards opening rear doors and no cab B-pillar. Having the mini-rear doors that are on the GMs, Dodge and Toyota just plain suck for fitting large items…