cruzetheskye
turbo-prius
cruzetheskye

Clearly, you own a Civic.

I'm gonna need a cited source on that one.

Yeah but the end of the day you're in a Neon.

Chevy motors are how Fords go fast.

I'm serious. Mustang owners are moronic.

They don't make the Grand Marquis or the Park Avenue anymore soooooooooo . . .

Too late.

I'm not saying every Mustang meet ends in stupidity.

Common denominator, MUSTANG!

Every morning there's a recall looming from the dash of my Mitsubish-ay.

That's because it's a Blazer.

Not noted in the article is the new colours. Including PURPLE!

I see your photoshop and casually remind you I'm posting real vehicles.

just because. :D

I figure if I'm gonna have the unpopular opinion on most subjects, I might as well go all out.

Sounds pretty boring to me.

I've been saying this since they started selling the new ones. Nothing special.

V10.

Yes that would've been a much better #6.