Ugh good god that's awful. I think I'm gonna go back to the days where Cadillacs still had names with words and looked awesome.

Boom headshot!

I still don't think they sound good.

So it's not a rebadged Chevy Colorado/Isuzu whatever?

Having had a '96 9C1 Caprice with a spotlight and push bars, the answer is yes.

If the answer is not a Geo model than the answer is wrong.

Yes and no. Because if we get rid of Acura then we end up with $70,000 Hondas like Hyundai did.

good old 17927

Sounds like Route 61 through Centralia, PA.

First gear short answer - "No."

The hell is this?

So what you're telling me is don't buy a BMW. Got it!

I need this.

Holy hell I don't think I've ever laughed so hard!

Firm!

Tell me, did you fall from a shooting star?

Well I do take my coffee black. (Then add heaps of milk and sugar when nobody is looking)