Thank god not all of us buy cars based on purely financial reasons.

I REALLY HAVE A PROBLEM WITH USED CAR BUSINESSES THAT WRITE IN ALL CAPS. I’M SORRY, BUT I CAN’T TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE POINT OF DOING THAT IS.

I LOVE her!

A WARRANTY STATEMENT IN ALL CAPS MEANS THAT YOU CAN DEFINITELY TRUST IT AND THE DEALER FOR YOUR FIVE FIGURE REPAIR BILLS ON THIS SUPER RELIABLE AND NOT AT ALL TROUBLESOME VEHILE.

With this car I can handle the ask no problem. The problem arises footing the bill for the aftermarket accessories, a quality 120 mile per hour toupe’, and Balkan hottie to ride shotgun. Dahling that shit will break me.

Dude, you’re writing is coming along just fine. Keep up the good work.

It looks like an SUV/CUV/Crossover and has a large interior to reflect that. And of course high ride height. What is there to miss?

...it isn’t a “performance” vehicle. It’s a fucking SUV that happens to have the cool feature of being able to out-run ANYTHING in a straight line. Nobody (including Tesla) claims this thing is designed to, or able to, hot lap a track for an hour straight.

God, I fucking hate people making up reasons to hate on these…

I’m pretty sure it’s ludicrous, bro.

They probably have a few Cygnets stuffed in a closet somewhere..

Although in this case you can see the blade changing pitch as it moves around, so it actually does appear to be beating the air into submission.

Finger is on the trigger. That man should not be allowed in decent society.

So posting it on social media is his response? How about taking it to the local sheriff’s office so they can get the whole truckload of bro-dudes off the street before they shoot someone?

Because I don’t want the cops to notice I’m driving 40 in a 35 in my Sonata. I don’t want dirt to show on my brand new Corolla...

A round pier would be silly

Roundabouts aren’t stupid. in Metro Detroit, every intersection which has had a roundabout replace a signal or a 4-way stop has seen throughput increase (good) and collisions decrease (also good.) Also, for the collisions which do occur (because people are shit drivers but refuse to admit it) the collisions are…

This is a real life example of the difference between designers and engineers.

Except roundabouts aren’t stupid

The only hard-and-fast rule is that you shouldn’t purchase a new car if you can’t comfortably afford it. But you shouldn’t purchase a pre-owned car if you can’t comfortably afford it, either.

To be honest, I'm just not interested in that. Maybe my brain is too reptillian, but when I'm driving, I'm driving, and when I'm (to put it delicately) fucking, I'm fucking. And that's fine. I think mixing the two would just dilute both. And I'd probably run into a crowd of kittens and orphans.