They have never touched my hair. I've never had one of them lay a hand on me. I can't imagine it. Well, I've had my hands scanned every time I've flown with my dog, but that's it.

It's not really for safety, it's for safety theater. Keep on making it difficult. Maybe eventually they'll get the point and stop this nonsense.

I saw this last week, and the whole thing just enrages me. The fact that she doesn't want to do it but expects men to eat her out (Tracy, you make hella good points about why that's okay, and I'm a lot less pissed about it now but I was seeing red last week). The fucking disgusting misogynistic responses to it, like…

Tandoori Grill was my favorite restaurant. The food was always amazing but occasionally not quite as delicious as normal. We would joke that it must have been the regular chef's day off whenever it wasn't as good as usual. It makes me ill thinking that the chef never had a day off, and his "off" days were likely due…

Dear Certain White People (you know who you are),

yeah, that punk wouldn't have dared put his hands in front of a male student's face like that. Fuck you, Steve.

Dear Professor Segal:

It's actually sort of uncomfortable to imagine anemones near one's privates, really.

It amuses me that this description is in the first person. And also that I read the first sentence and I thought "I... am... BATMAN!"

I am anemone too. I hope you also like weird underwater creatures but I don't associate them normally with knickers.

Huh. I'm "anemone".

I'd be happy to lose your follow

i do think it's complicated, and if this interview strikes you as me playing him for laughs then we're going to have to agree to disagree

If someone pees in public they must register as a sex offender. If someone beats up their partner, the police doesn't give a damn, until there's one or more dead bodies. Why not make them register somewhere, too?

Those who take "Why Your Team Sucks" seriously are the same clods who think the "Stephen Colbert" character was a real conservative.

There's a third kind too: not getting very into it sexually but considering it an act of love rather than a chore. There are a lot of things I do for my partner out of love that don't serve me or my needs; that doesn't make me resentful of those actions. When my partner wants sex, and I'm not aroused or interested, I…

totally agree