I was discussing that with someone IRL last night. I literally said “Yeah, but, we can care about more than one thing at once.”
They looked like they’d never thought about that before. I guess it’s an incredibly novel idea that we can care about and be upset about more than one injustice at a time.

It feels awful to see these beautiful species slipping through our fingers. And for what? Bullshit Chinese medicine, trophies for small dicked hunters? Humanity is the worst. I wish we could take every trophy hunter, ivory buyer and bullshit medicine user into a fenced in area and let the animals hunt THEM.

Pfft! As if people can think more than one thing is wrong, at the same time. What are we, super computers?

NB4 the false equivalence arguments re: abortion, humans being murdered, any other kinds of suffering, meat eaters aren’t allowed to care, etc.

The point this entire time has been: RICH ASSHOLES NEED TO STOP POACHING ENDANGERED ANIMALS.

How does your mom feel about threesomes?

Nope not my dad (Man did he hate t when I compared him to this but it’s true)

More often then not, it looks like snot hanging off the tip.

In case this may help to curb the urge, I think it looks dreadful even on someone this beautiful. I mean, come on, there’s crap hanging out of her nose. Gross.

I saw this photo yesterday and thought “How nice, they’re back together.”

Everyone says Lisa and Zoe look so alike, but I really don’t see it. They’re both really gorgeous, but they’re quite different in the eyes and lips.

Right, aesthetically they look very similar. But dude’s face looks nothing like Kravitz.

sorry I can’t hear you over the deafening sound of Zoe Kravitz’s beauty

It’s not that their facial structure is the same, but when you factor in skin color, hair style and ‘rocker look’.... they’re not so crazy different looking.

I mean, if you were like “this is a picture of Lisa Bonet and Lenny Kravitz” I’d be like “yup”.

We were having fun singing along with the radio when the OWNER came over to the table and very RUDELY told us to keep quiet others were trying to eat.

“Everyone else was having fun with us!!!111!”

People who sing in public are the worst. No one wants to hear your out of tune ass serenade people trapped with you on a train or in a restaurant or a store. Unless it’s “Happy Birthday To You” and you are bringing me a desert with a candle in it, shut the fuck up and restrict your tone deaf warbling to the confines…

Even at the height of my white-hot Paris rage, I would not have wished this on her. I hope she wipes the floor with them.

I would immediately sue. Even if I was already rich.