I remember thinking JJ Stokes was The Truth and being like “oh, that Owens guy is okay.”

Harrison’s advice on how to get Peyton Manning out of the game was just as harsh: “Breathe on him. Or maybe touch him lightly”

To be honest the guy being sold a Subaru BRZ with Scion badges was nails.

I don’t have any friends. Stop making assumptions, dipshit.

Johnson technically is not allowed to retire. He is locked into a two year contract on my fantasy football team and you better believe I will take him to court if he refuses to play.

Even worse?

James Franco will portray the model with the bullwhip in his ass. Photos from his personal collection*

LET’S NAME THE NEXT KARDASHIAN!

So... they are using mediocre Brazilian soccer players as currency for international trade?

Sebastian Vollmer and Marcus Cannon went to bat for their coach today, but unfortunately were unable to prevent DeGuglielmo from being sacked.

Because social workers have big case loads and don’t have the time to do more than one a week per case.

I feel for her and while I’m glad she got her daughter back, the state and the hospital were doing their job, which was to protect the child. I’m a pediatrician and see many parents who, to be completely honest, shouldn’t be taking care of their children without help. I’m not saying everyone with some developmental…

JFK shot himself to frame Oswald.

Stevie Wonder isn’t blind

There’s no way Lee Harvey Oswald acted or shot alone in JFK’s assassination.

As a non-Pats fan New England resident, my biggest fear was a Pats loss with any hint of controversy. As insufferable as they are when they win, or anticipate winning, Pats Nation Aggrieved is the worst.

I love my Patriots, but hot damn does Denver deserve all the credit for this game. Their defense played as close to perfectly as they could. Miller was truly terrifying and the Pats O-line had no answers at all in that game.

does she? do you have any pics? i need them for... uh... science.

It’s not a question of “marquee” FA. It's the second tier guys that can help bolster depth.

It is cutting the line. Just because it’s not technically illegal, you’re still being an asshole.