One guy we had in particular would ALWAYS find something wrong with his food. He would order everything as take out, and then once he got the food home would call and complain that something wasn’t right or something was missing.
crunchy bar ftw
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No one will ever top Big Red’s Triple Crown...ever. Bear in mind, he won the 1973 Belmont in 2:24 flat. No other horses has ever finished below 2:26. And he wasn’t trying to smash the record, he was 30 lengths in front. He could have lightly trotted to the finish and still had the record. In fact, I’ve read that he…
Secretariat seemed less a horse and more the earthly manifestation of the spirit of Pegasus.
Suarez is having the best day ever!
NOT NEARLY EMPHASIZED ENOUGH:
Despite taking his shirt off, Harbaugh still wore full length khakis.
Paying "The Fart Tax" is what happens when you go see any new Adam Sandler movie in the theater.
/dying
If my girlfriend institutes this we’re going to lose the house.
Jesus is like, “ich spreche kein Englisch, dummkopf.”
We can only hope that he held himself under $82,594 at the concession stands.
In my opinion, Chris Christie is the ideal candidate to be our next President of these great United States.
You wanna start THIS fight? Go on then, swing!
No self respecting barbecuer uses gas grill!
I’m pretty sure the Simpsons didn’t invent the phrase “alive and well”.
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While Mother Jones certainly has the right to get out from under their image as the resting place of old potatoes on…
He's been great, if I had to start a team, after luck, he'd be my second choice for QB...
It was kinda surreal seeing Nick DiPaolo there saying all sorts of awful shit that he actually believes, in something that’s attempting to be subversive.
