His wife kicked him out

Well done we are gonna change that today. I told Petchesky I pay attention to the grey posters. In that chat they always have on Fridays I’m from here on out going to nominate a poster to the black. You are the first one have your speech ready.

For the record this is an awful fucking joke and I didn’t laugh. Have your star.

How are you still grey?

I missed a comma because I’m drunk on my couch neglecting children.

I’m going as Drew drunk on my couch, with a laptop neglecting my children.

If teams can’t run under center and in shotgun they shouldn’t be in the NFL.

Essentially all you have to do is not be in shotgun to beat it, that’s why the formation was created in the first place. I don’t see how that is revolutionary.

Fine I may have an irrational hatred of the wide nine.

Fair enough. It’s still a stupid defense when all you have to do to counter it is run draws and take three step drops.

That’s true. The wide nine is a very good strategy in pee wee football along with the swinging gate.

Quarterbacks in the NFL also tend to have situational awareness.

I’m sorry but the wide nine is fucking stupid for a number of reasons. It lets the tackles set the exact pocket they want to. It eliminates the defensive end’s inside moves and it makes it easier to run the ball. Whoever invented that should be shot and sent home. It’s like the opposite of the 46.

Gus Bradley is a friend of the family. I’d still fire him after that game last night. Bortles drops the ball to his hip like a pitcher. At least their defense is also terrible.

Fat guy touchdowns are the key to life.

I tried to make many comments- I’ll go with no shit

Finally someone said it. I am just like Ronaldo. I feel exactly the same way except I’m built like Seth Rogen and drunk 70% of the time.

I’m gonna start a shout out post on Magary’s first point I want to give a shout out to my nephew and the the Durango Demons for winning the league title. First game I’ve been able to attend and it was awesome. Anyone who cares to follow suit here is the spot.

Deadspin should do a definitive list of New York sports team’s owners. It would be a cesspool.

I am too generally. The Cubs are going to win this though. For good reason.