Are you serious?

This won’t get the credit it deserves because of the timing.. It is frankly one of the best comments I have ever read on this site. +1 of course but it isn’t close to enough. You brought me to tears.

More like so fucking hot and the realization we liked each other made dating impossible. We both got made fun of all the time and it became a running joke among like fifty people. So both of us never acted on it.

I’m going to Albuquerque tomorrow if I get stuck with a girl from Tulsa who doesn’t like anal I will be pissed off.

I’ve sent in tips like this. And you are right but even that would be hard. I bet he gets 100 per night and I’m up to seven hundred I don’t cares.

Ok I want to know how you get this shit. I know you have like fourteen T.V.s but there is no way you have that many eyes. You have to watch a lot of Cricket from Napal and really bad Canadian hockey games. And Rays vs. Rockies games.

The best part of this play in my opinion isn’t even how stupid it is to run a fake punt from your own end zone. Like that is next level stupid. They also ran essentially a fullback dive with their punter from their own end zone... on as you said 4th and 19. In what world is that going to pick up 19 yards?...

That is true. Only a moron would do that.

He totally had it if he got 25 more yards.

I understand trying a fake punt. I do not understand a fake punt from your own end zone.

It’s also been proven false that, that match was on the level. I respect you a lot Zukka. So I’m not going to say things I reget. Or I’ll try not to but look at track times or golf tees or practically anything in sports volleyball net height, three point lines. Women can not physically compete with men. Mentally…

I’ll go away. This isn’t really the place. Cheers.

Has Tyson been located?

That’s true except I would like women’s sports to grow. For that to happen I need to be hooked. Not me specifically but guys like me. I understand it’s my fault I didn’t watch but these female leagues should be asking why aren’t we getting the male support from men who supported female athletics at the college…

I want to try to put it in words in like a non-sexist way. I watched a ton of women’s sports being the announcer for my college. I couldn’t be a bigger Avs, Broncos, Rockies and Nuggets fan. My sister in law was the coach of a female team at the school I attended and her Volleyball team was probably my favorite team…

I probably should be into this I just have never been in to women’s basketball. I’m a big proponent of women’s sports but other than UCONN vs. Tennessee it has never interested me. Soccer yes, volleyball yes, track yes, golf yes. I don’t know what it is about women’s basketball.

Shit I have more of these stories than I realized. I once in a game went up for a rebound and jumped up to where my elbow was next to the rim. This is the only time I can ever remember this happening. I gently tipped the ball in. My good friend on the way back down the court.

My favorite missed dunk I ever saw was on a wet tennis court sort of material. My good friend who was maybe 5'8" was really going for it, and he planted and slipped straight to a backdrop while still holding the ball. And was just laying there after knocking the wind out of himself on the wet ground.

There was this girl who I had a crush on who was on the volleyball team in college and I was friends with her. She also knew I had a crush on her. This is when I could jump hardly not at all but better than now. Everytime she would be on the treadmill training it was my time to shine dunking the ball. I probably…

As a 6'6" white guy who couldn’t jump I could send you hours of footage of missed dunks.