For some reason her photo makes me think of a coma patient waking up and the nurse asking what year it is and who’s president, and showing a photo of smiling Kris Jenner, “do you know who this is?” And the patient’s like, fuck.

“I didn’t see one rapey thing in my three years there and none of us would have put up with that.”

This is unfair. Founding brother Cornelius Grabbington Rapeworth donated his family’s ancestral home to the chapter in 1835 on the express condition that Rapehaven retain its traditional name in perpetuity.

This is my dream, to be strong enough to fight off rapists and harassers. Life would be far less terrifying for women if we could do that.

Aww, that’s nice. 

I dunno, having toddlers running up to me screaming “daddy!” and giving me huge hugs and belly laughs when I pick them up after coming home from a long day at work ranks slightly above “sheer drudgery”.

You only hear about the scare stories. My kids both slept in 3 hour increments for the first couple of weeks and leveled out at 11 hours a night by 3 months.

Weddings are a day for your parents’ friends to get completely shitcanned with your friends and badly dance to decades-old pop music.

Art is a reflection of culture. Our culture has been stewing on the notion of toxic masculinity for a little while now.

Nah, it’s you making assumptions and being invalidating. Thanks for making it harder for queers everywhere. Again, feel free to judge her artistic expression. Questioning whether her queerness is “legit” because she hasn’t performed it sufficiently for you is bigoted and invalidating. It’s a huge problem and you need…

I’m sorry, but no one has to perform queerness or gayness for you to prove it, and shame on you for this nonsense.

I don’t what it is about that Twerk video, but it makes this middle aged white lady SMILE every time I watch it. There seems to be so much joy.

I’ve handled a few “names” in my line of work and have noticed a phenomenon where people become so used to everyone around hanging on their every word that they start making declarations to the room instead of holding actual conversations. It’s so weird to watch.

You’re being a dick, and I hope you don’t work with kids.

Not with kids. The adult has to go first. 

Can we also just recognize how far superior the originals are to the copies? “Hell-spangled” is much nicer than “Ramshackle,” and “broken landscape” is much nicer than fucking “foreign topography.” It’s not exactly a surprise, but every time she did change something, the result was pretty hackey.

You are responsible for the placement of your own hands. Maybe he should have respected her personal space. 

I see the babymen are out in force in the comments.

What’s not to understand, or more specifically, what haven’t you been able to get there? We cook from scratch 3 or 4 nights a week and get 80-90% of our food at TJs (less in the summer when farmers’ markets are open) and it’s way cheaper than any of the other places around us (NYC). Their dairy, meat (frozen and…