Everything is dirty here in the spring and it stinks of unscooped dog poops. Also the bears are really hungry.

Unless they’re all in the grays, this comments section has a disappointing lack of butt-hurt Ravens/Colts/Seahwaks fans.

So One Direction are going in separate directions? Good thing there’s only four of them now.

Hugs. At nearly 1/2 way through I'm still nauseous. We shall take turns holding each other's hair and getting preggy pops and ginger brews.

I was thinking about this - re the usual female feelings of fatness not fatness - and I realized that even when I actually was bone thin, ribs showing, I still thought I was obese. Now I am decidedly not super skinny anymore, actually do have fat, and I just don’t care because no matter what size I actually am, I am…

Giving a shit about my physical appearance.

My pleasure. I’d like to add that all these clothes were bought for me in Pakistan and never tailored, so if the fit seems off, that would be why. All the say I got in the process was picking the color purple for one of the dresses. The rest of the credit goes to my mother in law.

I also think this is an appropriate avenue to shamelessly flaunt my Indian Fusion Wedding Dress I designed for my wedding a few years ago

drunk bathroom friendship is like

I know. I have a lot of questions too. Why do crocodiles and penguins basically walk the same even though one walks on four legs and one on two? Why are macarons and macaroons two different things? If evolution is real, why has my cat stayed the same the entire time I’ve had her? Why are bees dying and why are all…

yes. yes yes yes. do you, you badass babe.

ugly, but $5 if you can get your man to wear it on his sack for a day.

WE’RE ON TO YOU 50 CENT

If it’s only “slightly” you’re not trying hard enough

Maybe we should make it a thing? Although as one commenter pointed out, it does read like you’re asking, “What about dem hors doe?” which...maybe we should also make a thing?

wut about dem hors doe? <3

to every person saying ‘it’s a good apology but she shouldn’t have done something in the first place’

I think the big question is whether Obama can and will show up and turn out in heavily black cities in purple states for Bernie. That could actually be the highlight of Obama’s legacy.

He's just thinking out loud

DONT LUMP THE BACKSTREET BOYS IN WITH THIS DRIVEL