Ahhh hahaha we did this to my mom too! Told her our Marine brother couldn't come home until after Christmas Day and then had him jump out of a box. She almost deafened my daughter (who she was holding) with her scream, lol. Good times had by all!

Also don't go to restaurants or bars or public places (and DEFINITELY don't nurse your baby there because ew). Just stay at home where we can honor you in theory without having to face the actual reality of parenting.

Moms,

Found a picture of the truck:

"That's what I love about being in a coma man. I get older but all these high school girls stay the same age."

Oh Maddie, so punny.

Don't besmirch the good name of dildos by comparing them to bros. One is a masturbating tool and the other is a tool for masturbation.

With Seth Rogan as Irv Gotti

I'm so fucking tired and this is too funny to me right now.

Starring Miranda Cosgrove and directed by Christian Bale

Omg, yes, I agree! I love "I'll Never Break Your Heart". For the loooooooongest time I thought the lyrics were "I'll give you all the meat/honey that's no lie". I was like "why the f would her give her meat? It just doesn't make sense".

YOU ARE WORTHRESS ARAMO!

It's been 20 years and I am just as excited and breathless about Backstreet now as I was then. I WILL WATCH THE SHIT OUT OF THIS! BSB 5EVER! *heavy panting*

if she's NOT a baby, why hasn't she come out and said so? Where's the birth certificate??

I am a pediatrician, so naturally, accurately identifying any and all little tiny babies is an important issue for me.

Valerie Morrow did everything "right", and still she is dead on the streets. This is why people don't report, this is why people don't trust cops. Also as soon as he resigned, someone should have contacted Ms. Marrow because actions like that indicate a state of mind which is deadly.

That's not harsh, that's a reasonable personal policy! The idea of having sex with someone who has voted for the legalization of "you poke it you own it" is risky.

That's not a pocket square, silly. That's his heart, and it's on fire for Jesus!