I love the term 'unusually rounded' to describe Jen Selter's fake badonkie. I myself would call it 'surgically enhanced', or if I'm pressed for time, 'fake'. Usually, I am a steadfast proponent of plastic surgery; if it makes you feel better, do it. But it irks me when people like Jen have surgery but then swear to…

ok so i get what you're saying re: bsb but like

Thanks. I've definitely lost it before. I'm not proud of this, but I once told a lady at my husband's work party that we had a kid but she died (this was partially true, since I had a late term miscarriage about 11 months prior.)

joey WOULD. like he just WOULD BE THE ONE.

poor nsync who arent justin

They're not strictly athletic wear, but I looooove my horny toad dresses, I wear them to the office and canoe camping - Patagonia has some good options too. For longer excursions you might want something that has wicking capabilities (I wasn't so sure how much I "believed" in wicking until I started running in the…

I agree with you that the people telling you to read the book are being annoying and stupid.

Why? This article is not solely about the book or movie. It's about this author's experiences hiking long distances.

i like the people on this post who have the FUCKING audacity to say something like 'hurr hurr well idk maybe don't put mattresses there hurr durr well if someone put mattresses on my property i would make them pay hurr hurr'. like shut the FUCK up.

I HAVE 99 PROBLEMS AND TAYBEY COLLABO AINT ONE

Get *on* my lawn, kids!

Welp. Next time you have sex with a man, during the post-coital cuddle, ask him about the ball crawl. Those things move around on their own after flushing themselves out. It's mesmerizing.

No, it's not cheating. But it doesn't have to be cheating to not be acceptable.

Who the fuck microwaves pizza? The only acceptable way to eat that shit is cold while you stand in your dark kitchen at 3am in your underwear and think about your terrible life choices (like that one time you warmed up leftover pizza & hated yourself).

(PSST THE COURT IS A DOG PARK RUN BY RUTH BARKER GINSBURG)

I don't think I know any of the members personally, but guyrootof's band plays with them regularly and I've at least met them in passing.

I've never had poutine but I know it involves gravy so the answer is gravy. Obviously.

1. As a male, this is not news.
2. Darwin Awards are not depressing. They're fascinating, bordering on hilarious.
3. Hold my beer and watch this!

It's his masturpiece. His...Boner Lisa.