<-Here is the feminist angle I got from the story.

what

Hahaha that first picture... No wonder he wasn't able to walk up those stairs by himself. He's got little E.T. legs.

Right? AM I PREGNANT WITH A BURGER OR DID I JUST EAT A BABY? Modern life is so confusing!

I don't know how to tell the difference!

first of all, thank you for saying axperience. i am like the kardashians now. this is amazing. WHERE ARE MY MILLIONS.

No, I think it means that he gets replaced by a guy who looks kind of like him, but you never see his face, once things get really going.

I bet "action star in bed" means Patick Schwarzenegger fucks you for precisely 24 seconds, answers his phone, yells, "I have to go stop the alien invasion!" while frantically throwing on his clothes and running out of the room, doesn't call you for two weeks, and then shows up at your door all bruised and bloody…

The fact that she was literally in the process of saying "The flu shot makes you sick" makes me enraged. ENRAGED. Hopefully Whoopi did it on purpose.

I think we need to focus less on the fart and more on the idiot who isn't getting a flu shot.

This kind of shit is all the argument you need against there being any type of divine justice or design in the world, everything is just a random crapshoot of crap.

A mixture of Tap and Modern Hip Hop. I call it....TIP TOP.

I HAVE ALREADY SUGGESTED THIS AND AM DISAPPOINTED IT HAS YET TO HAPPEN

I actually came here just for the Adultosaur comments.

Oh noes not teh boobs!

pineapple head v this. no fucking chance *n sync can compete, all things considered. Singing/dancing/music is only like 33 percent of the game. We all know the real fire behind any boy band is sexciness.

I have mastered, and continue to practice, the entire dance sequence from Backstreet's Back. I whip that baby out at clubs, weddings, funerals, block parties, and the mall if the music is right. Do NOT tell me that your grandma can dance better than the BSB, because I slaved over that sequence for weeks until I had…

As a natural hair wearer, I agree with her remarks. Now, granted, I wear my naturally 4c hair twisted into dreadlocks, and I am both a civil service AND and IT drone, so I do have a bit of latitude in my dress code. But I will say that how I got the idea for dreadlocks was watching older Black women that I worked…

Yeah def would play Edward Pinot Grigio Hands

What about a toaster you can have sex with?