Yes, thank you for this clarification, it bears mentioning. Meanwhile white teenagers get away with murder if they suffer from "affluenza."

Its fucking infuriating that a bunch of redneck good old boys can harass shoppers at Target and diners at Sonic with AR-15s but children, who are black, are supposed to not play with toys unless they want to get killed. What kind of country is this?????

I'd rather focus my efforts on making sure actual guns stop being bought and sold so easily, and trying to prevent them from winding up in the hands of unqualified, racist, trigger-happy police officers. We can talk about the pretend ones after that.

A few things.

1. SHOOTING A CHILD OVER THIS IS NOT OKAY. It would be better to stop him, explain that we shouldn't be just carrying this around, and explain to his parents why this could be an issue.

Medical examiner said cause of death was the throat being crushed.

If we could get a guy with the same body as Shaquille O'neal to corner these guys and scream at them how he "wants some dick RIGHT NOW, GODDAMMIT". They'll get it then.

jaime is a boss bitch

omg BITCH THIS SHIT IS ABOUT YOU

I say, the gentleman may require some of this:

Good point, Jim! Let's explore what I did in the blog post you mentioned versus what Robby's doing, shall we?

In the interest of transparency, here's a message Richard Bradley just sent me on LinkedIn:

My cousin's brother-in-law's coworker used to tell people he had a girlfriend in Chicago, and then later he admitted he was lying and he didn't have a girlfriend at all. Therefore, everyone who says Chicago exists is a dirty, filthy liar.

Hi Robby! Thanks for stopping by! One small correction: I don't think you've ever "reported" a goddamn thing in your life. (And because I know you're going to do this, either here or in my Twitter mentions, which you and your friends are currently stink-clouding up with your Feelings, I have a master's degree in…

I don't believe that Chicago exists. I have never been there; no one I know has ever been there (except for my friend Jackie who changed planes at O'Hare, but she said it was real snowy so it could have been a different airport covered in white paint); "Chicago" is a funny word and "City of Broad Shoulders" rings real…

Finally... something he's in that's worse than Green Lantern

I know why I'm not married! It's because of my personality which has been described as a "real dick softener".

I'm so tired of the respectability politics that have dominated in these reactions. There was no respect in the murder of Mike Brown, and not a shred of respect in McCulloch's statements this evening.

When black lives and bodies are treated with overt, and apparently justifiable, disregard, authorities can't expect…

Yoga Bird, YamD?

NEW ALBUM PLEASE, MISSY.

Last time I heard "I'm as pure as pure can be", the motherfucker sold me an eighth of talcum powder.