The best birthday party we ever threw was a "Pirate Party". We "kidnapped" the kids early in the morning (with parents permission) and provided pirate attire for them to change out of their p.j.'s in to. Cheap stuff from a dollar store. We hid really cryptic clues throughout our house and the treasure was a wooden…

yeah you seem rly oppressed tell me more abt it

If you're gonna go rugged, you better go all the damn way.

Not one of the men in those photos looks like they could fell a tree.

stop posting pix of me

Haha, I wish, but no. This was a guy who bought illegal steroids online and shot them into his butt, so he wasn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. HOWEVER, that would be a great excuse if you ever don't know how to pronounce something on a menu!

Bravo! I was too overwhelmed to resist. Plus I was a little scared of the lady.

We both share a love of organza I see!

yes we are defs on the verge of extinction

Smartwool socks are the best things on this green Earth.

Bey was planning her exit strategy long before Michelle came aboard.

I mean, yeah, absolutely. But can you imagine how grim the alternative would be? "Well, I finished my taxes, time to reward myself by snaking all my drains and mowing all my neighbors' lawns. If I get done in time I can go out for raw celery with my friends and say only positive things about people we know. If they…

That poster is 1) gross 2) so 2003! The flip phone? The whale tail? The ancient ipod?

I think the person who made this glorious graphic was led astray in their image searching - the cover in the top right corner that features a bald Oprah saying "Let's talk about NAIR!" is...not real. But hilarious! Especially snuck in with all these legit covers.