I'm in mourning for you, bb. Keep it together for the moment and know that I am sending you hugs.

I realize she is no longer a teen, but WHERE IS ADULTOSAUR?!? Does she need to be held during this tragedy?

Have you noticed that he always chooses to shave right after you have scoured the bathroom? Because that's what my husband does. And it drive me nuts. Every. Single. Time.

Ugh if anyone deserves a shitty life, it's that friend. I feel like we all had that friend when we were young.

I get the same thing semi-regularly. When in reality, I do quite a bit around the house. I'm the only one who does the bathrooms and washes floors. Just because you sweep the kitchen floor and run the vacuum through the carpets a few times a week, that doesn't mean you get to be nasty to me when you feel I haven't…

I'm with you. Just seems like a damn waste of product to me. Pass the bong, friend.

I've only tried it a handful of times but it doesn't do it for me, either. I refuse to keep trying because it's just a waste in my opinion. If it works for you, by all means, have at it friend. Just not my cup of tea.

I'm one of those people. I cannot see anything but black and blue. I don't get the white and gold at all.

We made our own invitations so all of the screw ups are our own faults, but that doesn't mean it wasn't super frustrating at the time:

I use Ben Nye Final Seal. I bought it on a whim for when I got married in Jamaica so that my makeup wouldn't run off from heat and the inevitable tears. It works amazingly well. My makeup stayed on all day long through 104 degree temperatures. Even when my face was sweating, all I had to do was dab the sweat off and…

His name is Max. We adopted him and his name was Mac when we got him. Like Mac truck. And I couldn't get behind that. But I also didn't want to confuse him so I changed it to Max. In hindsight we should have left it at Mac because he is a beast. He also will answer to:

Ahhhhh! That face! What is your sweeties name?

I couldn't pick just one so here are a few of my handsome boy.

I feel terrible that I legit LOLed a that. I'm trying to be a better person, but some days it just escapes me! Some days it's a struggle to realize that maybe what I see, everyone else doesn't, so it's best to just not say a damn thing.

No, you're 100% right, most people wouldn't notice. But I think because you and I notice the differences in ourselves, we tend to notice the little things about other people. I've been in that situation you speak of. Where you actually draw attention to someone else's difference and then realize when it falls out of…

Mine does the same thing. It's really annoying. It's actually like one half of my face so I regularly look like a stroke victim in photographs. I feel her pain.

I have those and they are as amazing as they sound. Most comfortable pair of work pants I have ever owned. Natch.

That's so unfair to you. Big hugs being sent your way. But you're right, it does give you a leg up in future arguments. A husband that does not tell his wife she is beautiful on their wedding day deserves all the flack from here until eternity. <3

It was -26 when I left my house this morning. I'd imagine there isn't much difference between -30 and -26. At that point it's just plain batshit crazy cold. I love winter usually, but this cold is killing me. And my 5 tons of wood pellets.

It's the same with both for me, now that I'm thinking about it. After I smoke, I want nothing to do with food. If I keep smoking, the feeling stays the same. Until the come down. Once I come down, I want everything in my face hole. Same with drinking. While I'm drinking I don't care for food. Once I stop drinking,…