I mean I understand the need for Ativan after a night of the bouncing powder but why would you need it after smoking? I mean I get blasted, get the giggles, eat myself out of house and home and then just want to go to sleep. I'm confused.

While I don't agree with her calling herself a fat fucking pig, I would do a line of coke with her just to see how that turns out.

I'm just sitting here all like "Team sita".

This happened to my MIL. When my husband was around 15, he was faced with the fact that his mother was probably going to die of kidney failure. She had already had a transplant that never took, and they didn't think they'd find another donor match. Well, lo and behold, they did. She got better and met the man who…

Every single one of those songs just mentioned were running through my head. I sang along with them. And I got chills. She has such vocal talent and I have lover her immeasurably since her AI days. She is a vocal goddess.

You articulated this way better than I ever could have. All I could do as I read it was shake my head and internally scream "Fuck You!" I feel sick.

I could get down with that. 10/10 would watch.

That gif made me unspeakably happy. I need to watch that this weekend. It has been entirely too long.

I honestly thought it was you writing this review of the video. Like, I really just pictured you SQEEEEEing out and writing that. Realizing that it wasn't really you made me really sad.

I went to school with a Summer Tyme. Like, first name Summer, last name Tyme. My brother went to school with her brother: Justin Tyme.

My husband and I got married on Cinco De Mayo for exactly this reason. Only, it was my suggestion.

I don't know how it's possible that I forget how wonderful he is. Never ceases to make me laugh.

I took a year off from school when I graduated because I didn't want to pay to go to school if I didn't know what I wanted to do with my life. The year that I took off from school, I worked where I got a job my senior year of high school; an International Tour Operator. I LOVED it so decided I would go back to school…

You could try it at home. Probs not the same but worth the shot anyway. I bet it would still be fantabulous.

I'm about to blow your mind on this one then: Throw in some slices of homestyle turkey and BAM! You're crying happy tears with a mouth full of delish!

I'm in for cake and bagels. Have you ever had an everything bagel with scallion cream cheese and bacon? Because that is pure heaven right there. Better yet, there is a local bagel shop in the town I work in and they have scallion and bacon cream cheese. Everything bagel with scallion and bacon cream cheese and strips…

I was going to be a Rory if I was a boy. Thankfully, I was not. I love my lady name and have never met or heard of anyone else with it. Makes me feel special.

That is amazing. And because of this (and so many other things) I am proud to be a part of Jezebel. I only wish I could have contributed. I only hope that some day I will have adoring fans like you do so that they can set up a gofundme so I can meet the BSB.

WAIT! Are you NOT going to her concert? I just assumed you'd be the first to buy tickets. Ever.

I'm sorry to hear that. I wish you could have known her as well. :( But she sounds like she was a hoot!