Hawking could write a tailpipe gag that’d really make you think.

Maybe tomorrow we’ll find out that the only guy in ZZ Top without a beard is named Frank Beard.

My only Stephen Hawking anecdote from my teaching days when they had to write to a famous person.

One time, he agreed with someone else’s complaint by saying “I know, Jesus Christ, who writes this shit?”

The mere fact that you call it that ...

Same. I periodically whisper-yell “POP POP,” just so everyone in the car knows my car backfires. Even if I’m the only one inside it.

That’s truly sad news, though I will try to imagine him playing holodeck poker with Data, Einstein, and Newton forever.

He was given two years to live in 1963. This is a life well earned by any measure.

Growing up in the 80's as a disabled kid who was really really into science, I cannot overstate how much of an inspiration Hawking was to me.

I make honking noises every time I squeeze my nipples. Anyways, what’s this article about?

And every time that stunt guy got shot with a blaster he did a Wilhelm scream. So unprofessional

Why must your turn this comment section INTO A PACK OF LIES???!!!!!

.... that’s bad.

There’s a word for that!

Jeremy’s... iron.

Lisa Bonet ate no basil

I guess I should start depriving myself of liquids now in preparation.

The only thing worse than living on cold rocks is dyin on em the rider said. He had been with us for a few days but we didn’t know his name. Earless. That would be a good enough name for a man with no ears on a horse with only one. We asked him how he lost the ears. He cupped his hand and said what and then spit blood…

Oh you

She seems nice.