The degree to which the NFL continuously insults the public’s intelligence is maddening. Can we please just accept all of the horseshit hypocrisy, dispense with the horseshit ritualistic pomp and circumstance, and watch fucking football?!

Poor soldier, having to attend a Rams game. Hasn’t he sacrificed enough?

I disagree. I think this bride _should_ confront her friend about the lack of gift, so that the bridesmaid has the opportunity to shit in a box and mail it to her, but that's just me.

Just wait. Eventually, we’ll age back into malls, as a safe place with a comfortable temperature, for gentle-exercise walking.

Fucking Hot Topic. Don’t get me wrong—I occasionally pop in for a concert tee shirt or a pop vinyl, but I realized I was officially an old—and an old Goth at that—when I explained to a little girl with purple streaks in her hair that no, Personal Jesus was not a Marilyn Manson original song.

Oh, add me to the too old for the mall list!

what about people like me, who just use tinder for something to do while on the toilet

Oh, I do have to admit there are some decent guys left buuuuuuut they are inevitably just tragic-looking. Not looking for gorgeous, never have, never been with a conventionally handsome dude, but there does have to be a basic amount of attraction (JUST as there is with men seeking women). The gorgeous guys know they…

I’d have said the same thing before I found myself single at 31. In men’s minds, there absolutely IS a wall. Just browse some of their dating profiles to see all the 35 year olds seeking women aged 21-34. By mid-30s, the pool is almost dried up. The men who want partnerships with women got into them by that point and…

How about the poem? THE POEM! Kat is fantastic but that poem is a wreck and I'm pretty sure it lists way more than 10 things.

Don't forget Save Ferris. Monique, ska goddess, I MISS YOU SO.