I have a double eyeliner offensive: Kat Von D for the initial sweep (because the brush creates a smoothe line and perfect cat eye) but then I fill in with Stila near the lash line because brush-on eyeliners don’t go on as pigmented.

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Fortunately/unfortunately, I have had ongoing 100% success with birth control Sprintec. I’ve been on it for years and the only trace of acne is my Seal (the singer) esque scarring. I would say it’s worth it to shop around in the birth control department if it fits in with your lifestyle. I never had success with…

I am NARS siberia according to no one with eyeballs.

My Kat Von D tattoo eyeliner finally gave up so I rinsed it out and made it into a lipbrush with a cap, as all lipbrushes should be!

I’ll date a shorty over a baldy, and this is an outlying opinion in my friends group. Top a short stack with a luscious head of hair and I’m his!

Do I have to be previously married to someone or can I just sign up to be surprised by a high-earning military husband who probably does lift?

I think my comment is hella far down and probably in gray (I can’t find it) but thank you for your comments. I don’t know where the rest of the rah-rah Jezebels live, but in my city most of my male contemporaries have a veiled or even outright “no fatties” clause in their internet dating profile, are “disgusted by fat…

I think lower weight broadens appeal while not necessarily broadening appeal to worthy individuals. There is no question that in thinner times, the likelihood someone will reciprocate my attraction is way way WAY better than in fatter times. In fatter times I’m wearing them down with personality and they like me in…

I ordered a $60 sweater 7 years ago and the button, barely tied to the sweater, came off immediately. They were gracious about taking it back but that was my last order.

Just what I need, another shoe that would look bad with socks for my feet to sweat in.

No I don’t get soda. Usually if I get steak I don’t get guac, if I get guac I don’t get meat. $8 max.

Oh you know what I’m too old for? The total myth that cooking for myself is somehow cheaper and morally superior to chipotle and chipotle leftovers. I either buy $30 in ingredients and fuck it up and go to chipotle anyway, or I spend $7 getting it right the first time. This might not be the case for families but yeah…

Me too. I still am more sheepish than I should be about it and sometimes the bitches at ulta act like it’s coming out of their paycheck but I have a hard time swallowing the cost of a $24 lipstick that I know is worth like 30 cents in my heart.

Indoor malls but especially Hot Topic; Outdoor festivals where $20 worth of tickets buys me one turkey leg and a small lemonade; not returning high-end makeup that doesn’t do exactly what it claims to do; apologizing for unshorn legs; internet dates.

My experiences also corroborate these important findings. 50% were men in their thirties who didn’t own a vehicle; 30% lived with their parents or ex-girlfriend (presented initially as “roommates”); and at least 5% were part-time hosts at Old Chicago until their poetry career got off the ground. Burial plot for one…

But they give you samples, for free.

NO I TOTALLY AGREE — Sephora already gives free samples of things I can kinda test in the store and see if I want to know more about — now I'm paying to be assigned samples? No thank you please! I was temporarily enamored with luckyscents.com until I saw the size of a $4 sample of something like Juliette Has A Gun. I…

They’re beautiful, I’m awaiting word from Snopes to prognose the luck in finding the girls.

I just bought dusty rose and two of their little matchstick books — scootch, Ruby Woo there’s a new sheriff in town!