I got most of my stretch marks during puberty. I racked up a few more when I had to gain 50 pounds in 5 months in recovery from anorexia, and I guess those would be the ones I should feel proud of "earning," but frankly, they're all just the same. They're a feature of my body. They happened for a reason, and I take no…

This was my first thought. Aren't 90% of moms everywhere hell-bent on stuffing their children? Hell, not just their children. Other people's moms always want to make sure I'm eating. It's just a maternal thing, but it can be detrimental in nations that are saturated with cheap, processed, unnecessary food. Don't hate…

Well yeah, you probably won't kill anyone by banging them in unwashed sheets. But it's pretty gross, and I would reallllly not appreciate getting it on in linens haunted by the sex-sweat of hookups past. Nope. Not even a little.

Cleaning sheets is a pain but it is SO WORTH feeling like you're in a Tide commercial when…

This is exactly how I feel. I've been through the depression/anorexia/addiction cycle. I write manically. And if I'd had the connections and the money, I worry I would be just like Cat Marnell. That thought breeds contempt. Part of me finds her harmless and enchanting; part of me is sad, irritated and put-off when I…

The stuff I eat is clearly marketed as lady-type yogurt, and it's got 24g protein in a cup. But I only eat about 1/3 or 1/2 a cup at a time, and this manly yogurt seems to be intended for cup-at-a-time consumption.