You say nothing to that 8 year old girl. I went on my first “diet” at age 10 because some girl at school said I was chubby and my mother said “well you are starting to fill out so maybe eat less ice cream”. Elementary school is hard enough without having to worry about being fat. As others have pointed out, society…

I grew up in the area. I know for a fact that Vicki’s parents have been dealing with this since the shooting, as well as the other Newtown families.

I am convinced half the time people want to get caught by doing dumb shit like this. Lying all the time is exhausting.

No. It was everything. It’s like the 90s in a bottle. And I’m sorry, but hate or love their music, he was one sexy man. And now he’s a sad middle aged cliche. Still good looking, but the shine has worn off due to him just being another boring cheater.

oh GAVIN GAVIN GAVIN. Why must you also be a cliche? I’ve loved you since Glycerine in the rain, man. And you’re a nanny banger like that bro Affleck? DISAPPOINTING.

Yeah basically. Ugh. Roosh V. What a disgusting piece of shit that guy is.

This is what happens when these guys start to age. They’re no longer the hot young dude at the bar (not hot to me, because ew, but they’re a type), they’re becoming the Old Creepy Dude at the club and are being forced to *gasp* sleep with women closer to their own age, which they do not want. And then they’re staring…

My writing teacher told me once that comedy is born of desperation. No matter what you might feel about it, it was a desperate situation told in the most entertaining way I can imagine. That doesn’t mean you can’t find it disturbing. The perils sex workers encounter on a daily basis are DEEPLY disturbing, and clearly,…

This is completely insane and I absolutely love every moment of it.

yeah. Something was Very Wrong with Her during that tour. I am glad she pulled herself out of it, whatever it was!

Abnormally Attracted to Sin was so bad. That was the only tour I skipped on purpose.

I did. And yes, their treatment of her was awful and I think that it really fucked her up for a long time. I think that some of her more recent work was a response (a bad one) to her fear of aging/becoming irrelevant. Anything to stay out on the road and not be forgotten like they told her she would be. Fuckers. I…

Amanda’s story about the blueberries HAS to be Sarabeth’s. I worked brunch at the one on the UES a hundred years ago. I once had a man literally chase me around the restaurant because his pancakes were late coming out. People who eat at that place are often completely fucking mental.

It’s so nice to see Tori getting good press these days. I feel like she was treated SO badly in mainstream press - and a lot of the lit about her was downright misogynist. I feel like she is finally getting her due, and is really having a wonderful moment after making a few bad albums. I think The Light Princess is…

I think Hillary looked Presidental af yesterday. It was really the first time I was like “yeah, she’d be good at that job”. I have mixed feelings on Hillary sometimes but she showed the fuck up yesterday. Well played.

In my marriage, this is true. People who have this idea that men are hornballs chasing women for sex all the time have not been to my house. I WISH my husband would chase me for sex! He’s perfectly happy about it as long as I start it. I don’t let it get to me, though. I have my moves down. #skills

EXACTLY. Like I wanted the right to be like GO FUCK YOURSELF but no. And it was one of those things where if after the ghosting I had written some long whiny email, I would have looked like the pathetic one!

This just happened to me, except it was a guy friend (gay). Was broke as fuck 10 years ago, but recently married a well bred rich guy and even though he moved to my city (he used to live far away), he dropped me like a hot potato. Didn’t answer texts, emails, Facebook messages, nothing. I got into grad school and he…

The worst heartbreak I have ever, ever experienced was when my high school best friend and I fell out right after I went to college. I’m barely over it, and I am well into my 30s. Absolutely destroyed me.

I did a lot of research on planes for something I was writing, and interviewed/read first person accounts from flight attendants.