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Unless my husband stopped having sex with me/desiring me, or made me do some weird scat things, or was into kids, I don’t give a shit if he uses porn to masturbate. At all. A lot of my friends think it is THE WORST THING ever and it confuses the shit out of me.

No offense to any of these lovely ladies, but I don’t think any of this looks “hot”. I think it looks weird.

What an asshole.

omg I have such a crush on Leslie. SUCH A CRUSH.

I think this show might have been the best thing I’ve ever seen on Broadway. At least it was damn close. Lin Manuel is a genius. I truly think that.

I’m not down with the Caitlyn Jenner bashing. No one gave a fuck that Bruce Jenner was married to Kris, but now that Bruce is Caitlyn, everyone’s like “fuck this bitch”. Seeing the IMMEDIATE misogynistic reaction to Caitlyn has been really eye opening. When Bruce Jenner was just a white Republican dude married to a

When I was a senior in high school, my dad was in rehab for drug and alcohol abuse and my mother tried to kill herself. I barely graduated, and had to basically coerce my insane mother into cosigning my student loans so I could get the fuck out. I feel all your feels. <3

I had this once, and it made me want to tear my vagina off with my fingernails. I was treating a yeast infection for MONTHS because there was no weird smell or discharge, and I had no insurance at the time. When I finally went to Planned Parenthood literally begging someone to rid me of my inflamed vulva, the doctor

It’s so weird, because we are SUCH an intimate couple. We are affectionate all the time and hang out constantly, but when I want to seduce him its...awkward! I guess I get scared of rejection which is lame. Relationships are hard, yo.

“oh sexual partner, would you please consider maybe playing with my sexual organs until I reach arousal and then I can also touch your sexual organs and then perhaps we can have intercourse?” - that is about how sexy it feels. hahaha.

HAHHAHA my husband is the same way. I am like DO YOU NEED TO HANG ME A NEON SIGN.

This is wonderful! My husband and I have been married for over ten years now, together for a few years before that. AFAIK neither of us has strayed, and we are committed to our monogamy, and honestly I’ve barely been tempted because our relationship is loving, romantic, and satisfying. Our sex life has been awesome. I

Yeah no. New Haven pizza is fucking amazing.

I am really really glad I don’t want children so I didn’t wind up getting knocked up by someone completely and entirely wrong for me. I know that’s a twat thing to say in response to this article, but I actually think that desperate wanting of a child can lead to some truly shit choices. EXHIBIT A: My parents.

I am

A friend of me got REALLY MAD for suggesting there are parallels between ISIS and the Religious Right in the US, but frankly, my mind went there right away. The religious right thinks that women are less-than, and they should be able to use scripture to dictate what a woman can and cannot do with her body. How is that

I know this is going to sound fucking cornball and backwards, and I appreciate that not everyone feels this way and that’s TOTALLY COOL, but for me personally, I can’t imagine having sex with my husband and then being like “Peace out I’m going to bang this dude!”. I don’t even know if I could go through with it. I’ve

Okay. I need to find out how I can play this game. Because it’s too good.

This is my favorite comment. Maybe ever.

When I was in college, I was a performer. As we were about to do our senior showcase, my musical theater teacher (a woman, and not skinny) took me aside and told me I really should consider sleeves for my performance outfit, as my arms were bigger than the rest of my body and I shouldn’t show them off. She was like

But there have been about one billion studies done on birth control pills. Is that not enough to prove that they’re basically safe if you follow instructions? It’s been around for a very long time now. With some decent sex education, and clear warnings about the risks, I see absolutely no reason why they shouldn’t be