I am so going to watch this when it is available for illegal download. Thanks for guinea pigging.

I think one of the more frightening things about this is the specificity of his sick fetish. He didn't want to just rape women....he wanted to rape young, unconscious women in a methodical fashion. I think he's a sociopath. He's a chainsaw and a Huey Lewis album away from being fucking Patrick Bateman. So scary.

HELLO WE ARE FRIENDS. New Haven pizza 4-eva. <3

Oh, its not about that. I don't care that people fuck when they're pregnant. Fuck away, impregnated lovers! I just thought it was gross for them to talk about their fetus as if it were a participant in said fucking. That is hella nast and I don't care.

I disagree with this list.

Absolutely. Being sick is the only way to fly.

Yeah. There was something about it that made it IDEAL for sick reading. Maybe because I only had to use 1% of my brain.

This is amazing and was kind of exactly my experience reading the books. Yes, all three. I was bedridden with stomach flu and someone sent me the PDFs. I read the whole fucking thing and I was like WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME. These books are like some disgusting fried appetizer you get at Chilis or TGI Fridays that you…

After all these years, he's still in love with the dolphin. It's kind of heartbreaking. I feel for the guy. Dolphins are very communicative and expressive animals so its very easy to anthropomorphize them.

Long story short:

Working brunch at overpriced brunch place uptown. Horrible clientele - full of either rich Upper East Siders, tourists, or god forbid, European tourists. Got a table full of the latter - French. I'm sorry, but when it comes to tipping and general Not Being a Douche, the French get an F-. They come in…

For real what the fuck? GET WITH IT PEOPLE.

Huge fan over here so I have no objectivity. Lady changed my life entirely and I still see her at least twice every time she is on tour, even though she made a couple of spectacularly bad albums.

I don't think being less than two years away from losing your husband suddenly and tragically makes you an A+ Bachelor candidate. She might very well be completely insane, but she might also just be having a bad time.

I just actually can't understand how someone could rape a baby. It's something I literally cannot even imagine because its so heinous and so unnatural. I mean, it seems to defy reason.

They love each other, maybe?

I love the inherent racism in the hair instructions. Ethnic hair = BIG FAT NOPE apparently.

Nothing is more white than Wes Anderson. His work is the whitest white of white. So white. Blindingly white.

They are so cute I literally can't stand it.

My husband is definitely my best friend in terms of that I love spending time with him, he laughs at all my jokes, and I think he's fun. BUT - what's more important is that he's good to me when I'm sick, we love to have sex with each other, and he's there for me when shit gets bad. Even your uber super bestie doesn't…

Yeah, I don't know if its cheating exactly, but if your partner doesn't know, its definitely not kosher. I would be none too happy about it, just because if he has a Tinder profile...what else is he not telling me? You know?