The girl who bullied me in elementary school just friended me on Facebook.

I would happily cabbage patch into traffic with a sparkler hanging out of my ass if that were the only other option outside of serving other human beings a meal for money.

Besides the obvious fact that this is an unmitigated shitshow, WHY THE FUCK DID THEY USE THE GIRL'S REAL FIRST NAME? Jesus. Hey its a girl named Jackie who got raped this particular semester...gee. Real hard to find out.

I didn't say they weren't.

Hey, you guys? The victim blaming here? Fucking gross, kids. Seriously.

Why do guys think that women like being humped? Like, thrusting your crotch on someone? Are you fucking serious? Last time some dude tried to do that to me on the subway, I slammed my heavy ass purse directly into his balls. It's just so aggressive and disgusting.

I keep reading people say the sentence was "too short". Considering rapists often go free or do something pitiful like 6-8 months a lot of the time, this feels like a BIG win.

oh that is just beautiful.

I'm a former ex-smoker in the throes of a relapse, and while I think everyone should shut the fuck up about people smoking outside (IT IS OUTSIDE WHO CARES), smoking indoors is hella gross. I didn't like it even when I was a smoker.

I am sure there are good aspects of this show, but the one where the dad and grandfather basically instruct the kid how to stare at women luridly, replete with muttering "Damn" and basically catcalling made me flip the channel.

I think Brad Pitt is hilarious, and actually a brilliant character actor. His character roles have always been more successful than his leading man roles, IMO. I am thinking Burn Before Reading, 12 Monkeys, etc. He can really be very funny and very weird. He's a character actor trapped in a leading man's face/body -…

True story: I am generally kind of "meh" about dogs. I like dogs, but I don't OMGLOVE dogs. I don't like the little yappy ones, as they are annoying and not really that cute.

I opted for a bigger ring over a fancy wedding. It all worked out in the end.

PEOPLE. The cover does not "conflict with her statements". In fact, it makes a pretty bold statement of "this is how I am CHOOSING to present myself on a cover; what those fuckwads did is the opposite". It probably feels like a reclaiming in some sense.

Sometimes, "holy shit, the sound of your voice is really fucking annoying today" is not a thing you should actually say. Stuff like that.

Any successful marriage - mine, included - involves some benevolent omission/"lying". 100% honesty is 1. impossible and 2. overrated. But on the big stuff? You have to be open and communicative. You have to act as a team - you and them against the world. You have to be kind. You have to talk about sex even when its…

thanks :)

Joanna Newsom does not have an "e" at the end of her last name (sorry it makes me crazy I'm a fan sorry).

I agree 100% with this.

I find most memoir - especially by people under the age of, say, 40 or so - to be bloviating, narcissistic twaddle. I'm happy Lena Dunham is challenging perceptions of women, but I hardly think she's earned a memoir. Then again, one billion hipster douche Brooklyn male writers have done it, so...welcome to the party?